"What do you mean we have a kid?!"

"I'm not in the mood for your crap."

"Do we have to fight? Can't we be adults about this?"

"Let me sleep!"

"Lemme think about it. NO!"

"How dare you try to tempt me!"

"Ehhhhhhhh, I don't see why not."

"Fine! Just shut up about it!"

"I heard you're afraid of me. Why?"