"Fuck it. I'm going home."

"Put down my food, and no one gets hurt."

"My hair products are MY hair products. Not OUR hair products."

"I'm offended that you think you can beat me at video games."

"You know what? You're right." (I'm gonna regret this one. 😑)

"It was a prank!"

"You know you love me."

"You hungry? I'm hungry?"

"I got a puppy!"

"Let's hug it out. C'mon, bring it in."