Actually said by my family...

For understanding the pseudonyms please refer to the "codes" page

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Hera: Oh my gosh! The Stairs still smell like fart!!! *aside to Ahsoka* Your dad has stinky farts in case you didn't know

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Hera: *to Ahsoka as they walk into a play* Hey Power-Woman, ready to go see Bikini Bottom?

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Hera two different times in the same day:

Ahsoka: embrace your weirdness 

Hera: I am, don't you see? *hugging Boba*

*later that same day*

Hera: dad's the weirder one

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Rex: *random times* POTATO

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Rex: *when Boba tries to roughhouse/tickle with him* PLEASE NO IM A VIRGIN

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Boba, Ahsoka, Hera, and Rex: *a lot* WORDS ARE HARD words are hard

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Hera: *talking about Ahsoka in a video* it was so funny and cute 

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Ahsoka: *3 or 4 years old, at a performance* MOMMY DADDY SING WITH ME

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Hera: *laughing so hard the camera is everywhere for a few seconds*

Boba: this is gonna be such good blackmail when she is older *laughing*

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Rex: *randomly* *Burger King jingle*

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Rex: I didn't think this through! Don't hold that against me!

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Boba: We don't store chardonnay on the ceiling

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Ahsoka: I have the attention span of the goldfish at the moment

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Boba, Ahsoka, Hera, and Rex: *a lot* Thing-a-ma-bob

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Ahsoka: *talks about college/university*

Boba and Hera: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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Ahsoka: *makes a mistake that is small or funny* oozies

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Rex: *after suffering a physical ailment that would hurt any sane human* *pops up* IM OKAY

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Hera: this has set a new record for "crazy calls a mom didn't expect to get about her children from their schools"

Ahsoka: what was the previous record?

Hera: when I got a call that your brother's leg was slathered in butter because it got stuck when he put it through some bars on the playground. So they had to smear butter on it to get it out.

*beat of silence*

Hera: or when I got the call that your preschool teacher left you on the playground and you weren't brought in until a parent saw you crying on the playground around an hour later when walking into the building, and they notified the desk.

Ahsoka: was that the same day as the ant incident?

Hera: no... no it wasn't

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*a card is played to do an impression of a whale*

Ahsoka: *makes sounds like Dory and jumps while leaning her body like a humpback*

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

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Ahsoka: MOM! How do you spell chardonnay?

Hera: do you have a device that you can look it up on or ask?

*a beat*

Ahsoka: Echo (the Amazon device) how do you spell chardonnay?

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Ahsoka: I'm not just a nugget, I'm a whole darn meal!

Boba and Rex: *laughing their butts off*

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Ahsoka: I want emotional support nuggies

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Ahsoka: so, I was looking at this one thing and a related thing led me to these heated pads for periods

Hera: oh, really?

Ahsoka: yeah. They're called...*zooming in on the photo to read the name, then starts laughing* me-*laughs* menstruation crustaceans!! *laughing*

Hera: *wheezing* wh---w--what?

Ahsoka: look! *laughing and wheezing* a--a crab---and lob---lobster-----an----d a----shrimp--

*five minutes later*

Hera: I'm still thinking about the *laughs* menstruation crustaceans!

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Ahsoka: it is hard to know if a guy is flirting now a days or if he is just being nice because so many guys now are just rude, indecent, ill mannered, and have the maturity of a toddler with a dirty mind

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Ahsoka: what happened?

Boba: *laughing his rear off*

Hera: your father---

Boba: dad farted, mom commented, then dad laughed

Hera: it was audible and like the fifth one tonight

Ahsoka: mom, you married a man-child....well more than child

Hera: trust me I know...unfortunately I found that out after marriage

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Boba: No, your mom could live great without me, I would die without her

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