-no one's pov-

Shirou: Holy sh*t....

Cursed shirou as he looked at the people that were dressed like girls.

Ken: ehehe... this is kinda awkward... *blushes*

Ken was wearing a sailors uniform, and his wig was a long brown side ponytail.

Shion: well atleast I look hot~

Said shion as he posed sexually. He was wearing a bikini... he had a showl and some accessories,  his wig was a long light brown hair.

Shirou: *covers megumi's eyes using his hands* -_-

Megumi: e-er.,. I cant see onii-chan...

Shizumi: *looks away from shion discusstedly* ewww...

Dark lord: ahaha... good to see you all... *dark and creepy aura*

He was wearing a wizard student outfit????? And since his hair was already very looooong they only braided it and there.

Sakuya: I knew something like this would happen...

Sakuya was wearing a little red ridding hood costume while wearing a medium length blonde wig.

Shirou: D-Dad?! *shocked*

Sakuya: Hello son, nice to see you're doing fine...

Shizumi: whoa... that's your dad shirou?! XD

Shirou: *pulls shizumi's colar*

Shizumi: O-Ow!!!

Hiroki: hey, stop that-- huh?

(A/N: Hiroki is wearing  witch costume kay?)

Shizumi glanced at the voice.

Shizumi: hm?

They stared at each other for a while until, Hiroki starts to talk.

Hiroki: S-Shizumi...?

Shizumi tilts her head to the side in confusion.

Shizumi: Do I know you? :\ You look awfully familiar and you kinda sound like someone I know, plus you know my name...

Suddenly a really elegant looking girl(?) barge in.

Elegant girl(?): Hohoho!! Don't I look marvelous!

Hiroki: Vampire King... why are you wearing something like that?

Actually the elegant looking girl was actually... Vampire King?!

Shirou: heck... even his highness joined in...

Shizumi: that's the vampire king?! That's ken's father?! Lol

Ken: pffft... xD lol Dad you look awesome!

Vampire King: oh hello there ken, now looks like your my daughter.

Kem: Hey! That's really mean!!! -3-

Vampire King: Fufufu~ of course my daughter! As I am the princess of torture!! Now kiss my foot peasants!!! ^_^ *ish grinning creepily*

Hiroki: *face palms* -_-

Shirou: *sweat drops* - -;;

Ken: *pouts* -3-

Shion: *still posing like a super model* >3○)/

Dark lord: *surounded by darkness* >:|

Shizumi: *looks at them weirdly* o-o

Megumi: *confused* O.O

They were now all quiet... not until...

Kimura: Uwaaaah!!!!

Everyone: *looks at kimura who just came out of the dressing room*

Kimura: Mrs. S-Sasaki!!! Can I please wear shorts or a skirt!! I'm only wearing a jacket that's hardly covering me!! P-Plus!! Why am I w-wearing pink flowery p-panties!!! >\\\\\\\<

Aimi: Oh, don't say that Kimura~ you look awfully cute for a male. ^^

Megumi: Uwaaaah~ Kimura! You look pretty!!!! :3

Kimura: M-Megumi?! *embarrassed* *tries his hardest to cover himself*

Shion: oh look I have a little sister now!! *jokes*

Kimura: BROTHER!!! WAIT- What the heck are you wearing?! O/////O

Shion: I look hot right? *poses*

Kimura: eeww... *turns away*

Shirou: see pervert? Even your brother thinks your disgusting.

Shion: correction! It's sister! XD *jokes* and that's not true! I'm super hot~ *poses again*

Everybody: *Turns away* -_-

Shirou: *face palms and looks at Aimi* Mom... remind me why you made shion wear bikinis? -_-

Aimi: it looks good on him. Don't you think? ^^ *covering eyes*

Shirou: I doubt it... you're covering your eyes.

Aimi: well, he looks nice in those clothes, but he keeps on posing, which looks like, *voice darkens* A Discusting filt of nature .... *voice turns to normal* don't you think? ^^

Shirou: y-yeah.. (for a second there she became a bit psychotic...)

While all of them were talking about how discusting shion looks like Mia came and said.

(A/N: I'm being too cruel to shion aren't I? :D)

Mia: Hey Megumi-chan and oh... shizumi too! Come here in the kitchen and help me carry all the sweets!

Megumi: Okay!

Shizumi: Sweets?! *drools* ( *q* )

Mia: NO EATING SHIZUMI!!!

Shizumi: okay fine... -3-

-time skip in the kitchen-

Shizumi: Oh my gosh!!! *q*

In the kitchen there was a 5 layer chocolate cake a stack of macaroons all in adorable pastel colors, there was a chocolate fountain, 10 strawberry tarts, 5 blueberry pies, 4 layerd strawberry short cake, a giant jelly swan sculpture, and a uncountabke amount of delicious cupcakes, and not to mention a variety of berries all freshly picked!!

Megumi: I think we made too much...

Mia: nope not true we have a big eater here... *points at shizumi who is drooling like crazy!*

Megumi: oh right. Anyway I'll carry the cakes, fountain and the swan sculture made out of jelly!!^^. And Mia-nee and Shizumi-nee will carry the rest okay?

Shizumi and Mia nodded yes.

Megumi: Great! ^^ kamiko~ staff please!!

Kamiko: *came out of nowhere* Yes, Megumi-sama. ^^ *turns into a staff*

Megumi: *holds staff and concentrates* ...O potens deos tuos! exaudi deprecationem meam da mihi potestatem ista ante faciem meam, pede! Quaero enim, ex eo fiat!!

Megumi's staff glowed and the cakes,fountain and swan sculpture made out of jelly started to float. Megumi carefully waved her staff and the cakes and fountain were now exiting the kitchen slowly.

Shizumi and Mia carried everything else out of the kitchen and placed them on the table that was in the garden, Shizumi tried to grab a taste on the sweets but Mia kept on slapping her hand away from them. Finally they were all done, Megumi called the other's and told them the tea party was about to start, but someone was missing...

Shizumi: Hey I think someone's missing...? *looks around the place*

Mia: you're right I thought every male we know should be here.

Mia and Shizumi thinks for a moment.

Mia and Shizumi: Hyosuke is missing.

Megumi: oh yeah! That's right!! I forgot about Shizumi-nee's big brother!! But that's no problem~ *snaps fingers*

Hyosuke: w-what the...? *magically apears in the garden*

Megumi: He's already here! ^^

Hyosuke: One minute I was cooking the next I'm here? -_-

Megumi: *snaps fingers again*

Hyosuke: *his clothes magically turns in a maid's outfit and he is now wearing a wig.* *sigh* this day just gets weirder and weirder...

Hiroki: *panics* *tries his hardest to hide his identity*

Dark lord: (oh no this isn't good, Hyosuke remembers what his father looks like, if he sees him he'll imediately recognize him...)

Megumi: let's start the tea part!!! ^^

Megumi prepared 3 types of tea there was black tea(i don't really know what it taste like), rose tea(is a very aromatic tea, it smells like roses it's very relaxing when you drink it) and chamomile tea.( is a strong tea that would make you really sleepy)

Megumi started to pour black tea on each cups. Everybody sips the tea, but then...

Shizumi: *spoooo* what the heck?! It taste bitter!!!! XP

Shirou: haha. *sips tea*

Hyosuke: you know this kinda taste really good... *sips tea*

Mia: *sipping tea calmly*

Ken: *drank the tea really fast* h-Hwot!! My tonge!! naow wit huwert!! ToT

Mia: idiot, you should be drinking it slowly.

Shizumi: How come you guys are drinking without any problem.... TwT

Hiroki: *avoiding eye contact while sipping tea*

Dark lord: *sipping tea* needs more sugar.... *adds 5 sugar cubes*

Aimi: it's really good and really warm me up. *sips more tea*

Sakuya: *sips a tiny amount of tea* .... I prefer black coffee more...

After tasting the black tea Megumi starated to pour them some Rose tea.

Shizumi: wow this one's pretty good.

Hyosuke: *silently drinking tea*

Ken: *sips slowly* mmm, it's a bit sweet.

Megumi: oh I put in some honey in there.

Dark lord: ... not sweet enough. *grabs the a jar of honey and poured it in.

Shirou: Best tea you made so far.

Megumi: hehe~ thanks!! ^^

Aimi: *sniffs the tea* ahh~ it smells wonderful~

Sakuya: *sighs* stop sniffing it..

Aimi: but it smells nice!!!

Hiroki: *awkwardly sips the tea* oh it is good...

Shion: *sips some tea* hmm, nicely done megumi.

Kimura: I really love it! It's pretty good~

Megumi: awe stop~ you're making be blush~ *blushes*

All of them were chattering happily well exept for some people. Anyway, while all of them were chatting, Megumi smirked and grabbed a handful of cake in her hand and she smashed it on shirou's face.

Shizumi: H-Holy crud--ppffft...

Shirou: *angry* *scoops up a handful of chocolate from the fountain* *splashes it on shizumi'd face*

Shizumi: waaa!! damn you!! Oh wait... *licks the chocolate that was on her lips* so good!!!!

Vampire Kind: *grabbed the blue berry pie and smashed it on Hiroki's face* Opps~ my hand slipped~

Hiroki: .... *snaps finger* *the whole pie that was smashed on his face disappeared*

Vampire king: No fair!!!! -3-

Shion: *grabs a cupcake and throw it on Ken's face*

Mia: pfft...

Ken: O my gosh. Shion I'll kill you!! *grabs a whole layer of cake*

Shion: *runs away* Nooo I'm too beautiful to get smashed with cake!!!!

Ken: *chases him around the garden*

Megumi: *starts to make the giant jelly swan sculpture in the air*

Everyone: this is not good..

And with full force Megumi let the whole sculpture fall onto everyone.

Megumi: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!

As if on cue everyone starts to throw sweets on each other.

Shizumi: Noooo!! The good food are all wasted!!!

Mia: shizumi think fast!!! *throws a cupcake at Shizumi*

Shizumi: I SHALL NOT GET GOOD FOOD WASTED *catches the cupcake with her mouth*

Mia: uh... what? -.-;;;

Ken: *sneaks behind mia* *pours a bucket full of melted chocolate on Mia*

Mia: Oh god!! Ken what the heck?!*kicks his face*

Ken: *dodges it* hehehe!!! *runs away*

Mia: Ken you blood sucking idiot!!!!

Kimura: *running away* *sees the cake beside megumi close to falling* Megumi!!!!

Before the cake smashed on megumi kimura pushed her aside and now he was the one who got smashed.

Megumi: Kimura-kun!!! *digs into the cake*

Kimura: ack... that was.. really sweet...

Megumi: *hugs him* kimura-kun! Don"t do that!! But thank you for saving me-

Kimura: you're welcome... *blushes*

Megumi: you're a wonderful friend.

Kimura: *his soul nearly went out his body* (friend?)

Megumi: thank you again kumura-kun!! *runs away*

Kimura: ah.. hah... *falls to his knees* oh~ why am I stuck in the friend zone~ *sings while crying*

Shirou: that's harsh...

Shion: harsh indeed...

Ken: harsh...

Mia: poor little guy...

Shizumi: oh that's gotta hurt..

All the adults(that includes Hyosuke too) are nowhere to be seen.. joke they are inside not wanting to get into the food fight.

After a long long long food fight it was not over. Everyone came inside the massion.

Everyone that was in the food fight was a mess. A ONE BIG MESS. Everyone took showers one by one.

Shirou: oh god that was tiring.

Ken: you got that right...

Megumi: best tea party ever!!!!

Shirou: well... true it was kinda fun.

Mia: I'm looking forward to the next tea party.

Shizumi: *in the bathroom barfing, unfortunately ate to much sweets*

Shirou: is baka-neko still in the bathroom?

Mia: yeah, she ate too much...

Kimura: *still in drama zone* *leaning against the wall* ....... oh my heart feels like breaking.

Shion: uh... Kimura looks broken..

Ken: poor little guy...

Shion: speaking of which Ken... *whispers* I know you like mia so when are you gonna tell her?

Ken: what... WHAT!!?!?! I-I don't l-l-like her... I... okay y-you're right I do.... _////_

Shion: heh~ you should really tell her~ I heard a lot of boys were confessing to her~

Ken: *flinches* b-but... my f-father will k-kill me... if he finds o-out that... h-he'll have a werewolf as h-his... future... *blushes* .... d-daughter-in-law....

Shion: come on ken!! Man up!! Love has no boundaries!!! ♢w♢

ken: uh... right...

-time skip-

Everyone were chatting in the living room. Happily,

Hiroki: *is still in disguise and still having a diffrent voice* oh It's getting dark...

Vampire king: you're leaving??? -3-

Hiroki: yeah...

Aimi: awe well, visit again though.

Sakuya: come back again okay?

Dark lord: well bye~

Hyosuke: *examining Hiroki carefully* (hmm he looks familliar....)

Hiroki: *awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact with hyosuke* well then I must go now, have a nice-- woah!

Suddenly Hiroki slipped and fell on the floor the wig he wore fell off revealing his identity...