Hazuki: OMG!!! 2K reads!!!! Thanks so much!!!!! XD

Kimura: Whoa... this is wonderful!!

Hazuki: kimura... look... it's megumi wearing a swimsuit~

Kimura: *blushes* I'm not falling for that anymore...

Megumi: Kimura-kun!! *wearing a swimsuit*

Kimura: hm? ... oh my h eh wjjshgsjbdhajhehdhsjhs... *fans himself* m-m-m-m-me-g-g-gumi?!????? Gah st dhnshgshdghshwhsh *faints*

Hazuki: see? I told you megumi is wearing a swimsuit. > w <

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*alarm clock ringing*

Shizumi: oh my fudge!!!! YEEEESSSHHH!!! TODAY IS THE DAY!!!! *goes to hyosuke's room*

Hyosuke: *sleeping*

Shizumi: *opens door forcefully* ONII-CHAN!!!!!!! *jumps on his bed*

Hyosuke: Shizumi?! What the heck are you doing?!

Shizumi: TODAY IS THE DAAAAAYYY!!!!!

hyosuke: oh no... nononono... don't tell me today is...

Shizumi: FOOD HUNTING DAY!!!!

Hyosuke facepalms.

Hyosuke: there goes my savings again......

Shizumi: BROTHER!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN, 10 LAYERED CHOCOLATE CAKE, ROASTED HAM *BLAH BLAH BLAH*

Hyosuke: Okay! Alright!! Will you just shut up geez...

Shizumi: woooooo!!! I love you so much brother!!!! *hugs hyosuke*

Suddenly Shirou came in out of nowhere.

Shirou: yo. Hey you said today is Food hunting day right? Can I have some of your blood then? *smirks*

Shizumi: the fudge?! Bastard!!! Get out!!! And food hunting day is for me only!!! Mememememememe!!!! *jumps up and down on hyosuke's stomach*

Hyosuke: ack...!!?!?? S-S-Shirou!! I'M BEGGING YOU,..!! GET MY SISTER OFF OF ME BEFORE SHE KILLS ME!!!

Shirou: fine fine. But in return I need a favor.

Hyosuke: w-what... ahhhh!! Is it?!?!?!?

Shirou: make the biggest pudding that you can possibly make. *drools* (I love pudding....)

Hyosuke: okay!! Now get my sister off of me!!!!!

Shirou: surely. *carries Shizumi like a sack of potatoes*

Shizumi: hdhajxhbehsjjsnusnsnjs!!!!! Uwweeeeehhh!! Help!! A creepy bastard vampire is carrying meeeh!!!

Shirou: Shut up Baka-neko. Or I'll kiss you.

Shizumi: eeewww now your acting like that flirt.

Shirou: You're comparing me with that jerk?!

Shizumi: yeees!

Shirou: *pulls out dog collar*

Shizumi: *sweat drops*

10 SECONDS LATER

Shirou: Come here *pulls shizumi*

Shizumi: acck!! (I'm being suffocated?!) _(T-T )

~meanwhile is the sasaki mansion~

Ken: this is it final level!!! The THE ULTRA SUPER SONIC MEGA HUGE RED FLAMING BLOODY HELL DRAGON OF THE TOWER OF SCARY EVIL DARK FOREST OF THE GIANT HUMANOID KING OF DARKNESS!!

Mia: what kind boss name is that...?

Mia rolls her eyes really annoyed at her weird bestfriend.

Ken: Isn't it an awesome name?!

Mia: yah yah... it is... (no it's not idiot...)

~meanwhile in the kitchen of Shizumi's house~

Hyosuke: I hate this... *skillfully chopping off meat*

Hyosuke was cooking 10 dishes at a time.

Hyosuke: Food hunting day is the worst... *making chocolate icing*

Mizuki: hyosuke... my poor son.. today is food hunting day isn't it...?

Hyosuke: yes it is mother..... (atleast mom is worried about me..)

Mizuki: then... make a gallon of your special herb tea for me...*smiles warmly* or else... *dark aura and scary black eyes* okay my sweet child? *turns back to normal*

Hyosuke: O-O-Okay... *sweat drops* (Never mind... This is a living hell....)

~back at the sasaki mansion~

Ken: OMFG?! I achived the THE DARK SWORD OF THE TOWER OF SCARY EVIL DARK FOREST OF THE GIANT HUMANOID KING OF DARKNESS and I can finaly save the BEAUTIFUL EXTRAORDINARYLY GORGEOUS PRINCESS OF THE TALL PINK GIRLY DUMB TOWER OF HOPELESS JUNK AND STUPID NOT-SO-IMPORTANT THINGS THAT WILL BECOME A ONE HELL OF A SO VERY LONG AND IDIOTIC STORY THAT IS NOT-SO-MUCH HAPPY OR SPECIAL KIND OF ENDING WITH RAIBOWS AND CUPCAKES AND A FLYING WIZARD PUPPY THAT POOPS CHOCOLATE FUDGE ICE CREAM WITH SPRINGKLES AND WIPED CREAM AND A STUPID CHERRY ON TOP... ???? *stares at screen* (wtf?)

((A/N: I just don't know what the heck I'm writing anymore,.. XD))

Mia: what kind of princess name is that..? And... the puppy...

Ken: ikr? ._. I think I should stop playing... cuz the game is busted real good...

Mia: Yah...

*ding dong!!!*

Megumi: oh! I'll get it!! *runs to the door and opens it* oh it's kimura-kun, and Shion nii-san.

Shion: Hello little sweetie~ where's your brother?

Megumi: he went out a while ago.

Shion: Really? (He is with his sweetie huh? Luckily I ship them. But... I like shizumi too.) *has a perverted face at the moment..*

Megumi: uh... anyway, kimura-kun, what brings you here?

Kimura: well... I wanted to hang out with you...

((That's right Kimura man up!! ))

Megumi: Really?! Then!!! TEA PARTY TIME!!! I'll invite the others too! *takes out phone*

Kimura: uh... wait...erm okay then... (aw... I wanted to be alone with her though...)

((*pats kimura's back* cheer up my son... you will get what you want..))

Megumi: uh hello? Ah yes I'm having a tea party.... oh really?! That would be great!!!!... alright bye then!!!..

Kimura: who did you call?

Megumi: over there!!

Kimura: *looks behind him* what the....

Dark lord:well hello~

Vampire king: I'm just gonna slack off from my kingly duties for today... ●w● I wish my brother was also here...

Hooded guy: I am...

Vampire king: oh... and I thought I vanished you in the desert?

Hooded guy: I just got out last month...

Vampire king: great!! Now the only people that's missing is my daughter, and a certain lovey-dovey couple.

A teleporter suddenly opens.

???: oh dear how long have we been in hawaii dear?

???: I think around.... 3 years....

Vampire king: oh speaking of the devil... hello Aimi and Sakuya~

Aimi: oh? Why are you here...?

Sakuya: Vampire king? Dark lord?! And... HIROKI?! your back from the desert?!

Hiroki: yeah I'm back... uh...this is kinda odd... please don't tell my family I'm here.

Sakuya: why? Don't you wanna see them..?

Hiroki: eeeh...*looks at vampire king*

Vampire king: *gives hiroki a 'don't you dare' look*

Hiroki: I-I have my reasons...

Sakuya: oh...

Megumi: oh my!!! Everyone is here!!!! And mom and dad returned too!!! Super Ultra Mega tea party time!!!!!

~back with shirou and shizumi~

Shirou: .... *shivers*.... why do I feel like something bad is gonna happen...? *pulling shizumi*

Shizumi: I hate this day... T_T *sulks*

-to be continued-

Hazuki: Is everyone ready for the Super Ultra Mega tea party? Well if you are, get your make up kits, wigs and dresses ready cuz the boys are having a makeover!!!! >:D

All the boys: *gulps*

All the girls: muehehehenehe...

Hazuki: I'll also make some chibi arts for this to make it even more special... >:D hahahahahaha....