I think I fell in love today. I felt such a strong bond... But then it's the same every time. But I'm pretty sure this is real. I've never felt such a strong attraction. I'm sure nothing could possibly pull us apart. Fridge is the strongest, most independent woman I have ever met. She is broad shouldered and rather squat, but appearances don't matter when you have such love. She doesn't seem to mind that I spent the past few weeks on the Freezer, and in return I ignore my siblings who are also clinging to her body. Not that she doesn't have good taste - I am the only one who is not wearing an inspirational quote today. Fridge says that's why I'm special. Why we'll be together forever. I hope she's right.

I mean, life as a magnet is quite boring. Love is my only meaning. Well, attraction. But if the thing with Fridge doesn't work out, I suppose I could always go back to Freezer... Or see if I can find that mysterious girl. I'm pretty sure she's a magnet too, which would mean any relationship between us would be sick and wrong. According to the humans. After all, two magnets stuck together for life would do no-one any good. But this girl... She felt so different to what I'm used to. There was no attraction, which intrigues me. I got talking to her, and it seems that we're practically polar opposites. No matter how hard I try to get close to her, she pushes me away. It's an effort to stay in her presence. For some reason, that makes me want her even more. 

We'll see.

But first, I must take measures to ensure that no-one other than ourselves can tear me and Fridge apart. The only creatures capable of that are humans, with their creepy spider-like fingers. Therefore, we remove the humans. 

No? Too difficult?

Then how about, comrades, we remove their fingers...