at school again
Teacher: ARIES I SWEAR TO GOD SHOOT ANOTHER SPITBALL AT ME AND YOU'LL BE EXPELLED!
Aries: calm down don't get your panties in a twist.
Teacher: Go to hell! And detention!
Pisces: Um I'm all for that but........ did you just say h-e double hockey sticks?
Capricorn: Pisces learn how to listen.
Cancer: Shut up Capricorn. I'm his lawyer.
Capricorn: Shut up?! SHUT UP?!?! BITCH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!
Cancer: O-O on second thought I didn't say that.......
Capricorn: Thats what I thought.
Cancer: Even though you'll never be as awesome as me.
Leo: You think your awesome? Bitch, I got the hair of perfection. Do you have the hair of perfection? No. So fuck off.
Sagittarius: Damn.
Virgo: Do you know that about 5000 chemicals just flew out of your mouth and into the air? I counted them.
Libra: As long as there is WiFi I think you'll live.
Teacher: WHY THE *BLEEP* ARE YOU NOT WORKING!?!?!?
Sagittarius: Cause you got anger problems.
Taurus: 5
Aquarius: 4
Libra: 3
Pisces: 2
Cancer: 1
Capricorn: unless you want to meet the devil early, I suggest you run Sag.
Teacher: ******************************************************************************************************************************
Aries: Even I don't know that many words. Are some of those even real?
Pisces: It ain't over yet. Believe me it ain't over.
Teacher: Somebody better give me a bomb. Quick.
Leo: My hair spray has like, 500000 chemicals in it.
Teacher: That'll do. Oh, that'll do.
Sagittarius: DAMN! Let's see if I can sleep this off......
Virgo: Sag! Not the time!
Aquarius: Shut up Virgo. I want to see this. Here. A stray chemical is running around the school.
Virgo: Must.........suppress.......the urge......
Aquarius: Oh, another one joined it.
Virgo: I can't help it. Bye! Get back here dirty chemicals!
Taurus: And that's how you take care of Virgo.
Sagittarius: *snoring*
Teacher: I'm also gonna need two missiles and fifty grenades.
School bell: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! School is over.
Pisces: Well bye!
Cancer: *drags Sag out of room*
Sagittarius: zzzzzzzzzzzzz............
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