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at school again

Teacher: ARIES I SWEAR TO GOD SHOOT ANOTHER SPITBALL AT ME AND YOU'LL BE EXPELLED!

Aries: calm down don't get your panties in a twist.

Teacher: Go to hell! And detention!

Pisces: Um I'm all for that but........ did you just say h-e double hockey sticks?

Capricorn: Pisces learn how to listen.

Cancer: Shut up Capricorn. I'm his lawyer.

Capricorn: Shut up?! SHUT UP?!?! BITCH I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!

Cancer: O-O on second thought I didn't say that.......

Capricorn: Thats what I thought.

Cancer: Even though you'll never be as awesome as me.

Leo: You think your awesome? Bitch, I got the hair of perfection. Do you have the hair of perfection? No. So fuck off.

Sagittarius: Damn.

Virgo: Do you know that about 5000 chemicals just flew out of your mouth and into the air? I counted them.

Libra: As long as there is WiFi I think you'll live.

Teacher: WHY THE *BLEEP* ARE YOU NOT WORKING!?!?!?

Sagittarius: Cause you got anger problems.

Taurus: 5

Aquarius: 4

Libra: 3

Pisces: 2

Cancer: 1

Capricorn: unless you want to meet the devil early, I suggest you run Sag.

Teacher: ******************************************************************************************************************************

Aries: Even I don't know that many words. Are some of those even real?

Pisces: It ain't over yet. Believe me it ain't over.

Teacher: Somebody better give me a bomb. Quick.

Leo: My hair spray has like, 500000 chemicals in it.

Teacher: That'll do. Oh, that'll do.

Sagittarius: DAMN! Let's see if I can sleep this off......

Virgo: Sag! Not the time!

Aquarius: Shut up Virgo. I want to see this. Here. A stray chemical is running around the school.

Virgo: Must.........suppress.......the urge......

Aquarius: Oh, another one joined it.

Virgo: I can't help it. Bye! Get back here dirty chemicals!

Taurus: And that's how you take care of Virgo.

Sagittarius: *snoring*

Teacher: I'm also gonna need two missiles and fifty grenades.

School bell: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! School is over.

Pisces: Well bye!

Cancer: *drags Sag out of room*

Sagittarius: zzzzzzzzzzzzz............

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