Me : Prussia since you have a girlfriend, Japan said we should give you the talk
Prussia: oh sheit
Japan: Erhm well
Ten minutes later
Japan: The end
Me: white faced and passed out *
Prussia: white faced*
Japan: oh gosh, Mustang, Heichou come help!
Mustang: wha- oh sheit I see you done it
Japan: hehe yep, you take Prussia, I'll take care of Kiku
Mustang and Heichou: picks Prussia up and walks out*
Japan: picks me up and puts her between his legs ( not like that perv)*
Me: Talking in sleep * Japan I WUVS you
Japan: chuckles* kâwáįį
Me:Frowns* Kiddo y u no like me
Prussia: pops up behind Japan: Tah f**k
Japan:girly squeal*
Me: Maka shut up I'm trying to get Kid to like me
Japan : lightly hugs me*
Me: pats Japan's hand* Hi Tsuba-Chan
Me: starts to sing Pon Pon pon softly*
Japan:?
Me: YAY Kiddo- kun loves me.Wait Wut medusa is back, ERWIN USE EYEBROW RESONANCE

Yeah Ima stop it there it was getting weird

Kids basically don't let your mom give you the talk