" How's it going bro's, my name is PoooooooooDiePie" Why does he always say that. Why does he talk to a camera it just doesn't add up. Does he have no friends? Probably. Oh well time to annoy him. "Edger. What are you doing. DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!" What does that even mean.

30 minutes later.

"Bark. (MAYA WE CANNOT FIND A TOY)." I said.
"BARK BARK BARK.( FELIX DO SOMETHING OR I WILL SLAP YOU IN THE MOUTH)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maya said. I tried to get him to do something."BARK BARK." But he wouldn't listen. "Maya, Edger what do you want." He found the toy some where. "I'm going some where to vlog and get my views up. Be good." He left. I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANT. What to do first."Bark. (Maya what should we do first)." Let's play some cod. We made a staircase to the screen and console. The controllers were already there. Let's do this. "BARK BARK BARK."

1 Hour later.

"BARK BARK (know what)." "Lets run away for an hour and find some more dogs to play with." Maya said. We made it outside. We just need to get past the gate. We jumped it like gangstas. We found a dog named cow. It said stuff like "That's doooope.' It also had a sniper rifle for somewhat reason. Then we stole a car and found some guns lying around, so we took them and set up some targets and started shooting.

Than we dropped a diss track on Jake Paul cause he SUCKS. We hit the studio and the song is fire 🔥. We robbed a bank and got in a car chase that was on the news. But they didn't catch us. We also looked in the neighbors mailbox because we heard it had a gamestop gift card. We came home exhausted. "Maya, Edger, where have you guys been?!"

BTW I did not make these photos. Just in case.