Mom:why are you crying?
Me: the main character died from leukemia.
Mom:
Me: *sobs*
Mom: honey, it's a fictional character.
Me: but she died
Mom: she's not real
Me: no, no,no, she is real. She is in fandom heaven.
Mom: I thought you didn't believe in any type of religion.
Me:I believe on two, fandomism, and 5sosism.
Mom: those aren't real rel-
Me: Yes they are!
Mom: I need to therapy
Me* grins, while singing* therapy, i am a walking travesty-
Mom: god save us now.