Foodtopia
Juli laid her head on the table and said, "Ugh I'm so bored." She ate a piece of her chicken tenders. "Ugh. So is this food."
"I don't know what to tell you." Ava said.
"Hey. You can have a food fight." I joked. Juli''s head zipped up.
"That's it." She stood up. "Let's have a-"
"Juli, Juli I was joking." She smirked.
"I'm not." She climbed on the table. Ava shook her head.
"Way a' go Kyle." Ava said. I was just joking. I didn't think Juli was going to take it seriously. She picked up a chicken tender and looked at me with a evil glint in her eyes.
"Don't you dare." I warned her. She threw the chicken tender at me then climbed up the table yelled, "Food fight!" Everyone stood up and began chucking food at each other screaming and yelling at the top of their lungs. Juli went crazy. She was running around throwing every food she found. Everyone joined in. No one didn't participate. I noticed Ava had disappeared. I ducked under the table to escape firing. Ava was there.
"Toad, Grasshopper is on the loose. Go catch your meal."
"Wow I didn't know you were fluent in gibberish." She scowled at me. She sighed.
"You are Toad. Juli is Grasshopper. Go find Juli. Does that make sense to you?"
"Yes. Wait. Why am I a Toad?" She smirked
"That's for you to figure out buddy. Now go!" I started getting up. I heard Ava talk to herself.
"Coast is clear!" She said in a deep voice. "Go go!" Her voice returned to normal. "Yes sir." She started getting up. She noticed I was looking at her. "What?" She ran and grabbed a free tray and used it as a shield. Wow she really into this game. It wasn't hard to find Juli. She was standing on top of another table. Her shirt was stained with food. Her jeans looked like a baby just had lunch and Mommy forgot to clean him. Juli didn't look like she would be going anywhere soon, so I went to the restroom real quick. When I came back......... Juli wasn't standing on the table anymore. She was sitting on top of a make-shift throne made out of chairs from nearby classrooms. Apparently she stopped at the lunch line too because she was wearing a hair net as a crown. She looked.....I know I shouldn't be saying this about my future wife, but she looked..... insane, crazy, coco, bonkers, bananas any word that means not right in the head was her. Ava was standing next to her. She was bananas, but not insane. Everyone bowing and saying. "All hail Juli, all hail Juli." Wow who knew so much could happen in five minutes. Ava noticed me, "There he is. Seize him!"
"Wait." Juli put her hand in the air. She got up from her seat and walked straight to me ad stopped when we were only five inches apart. She inspected me which is a fancy word for she checked me out. "You're cute." Then she turn around and said to the crowd of tenth graders. "We have a new king!"Cooool. New king?
"Wait. what happened to the first King."
"Oh I left him. I put him in prison." She pointed to the locked closet. I heard banging noises. "Keep it down Bob!"
" I left you!" Bob shouted.
"No you didn't Bob. I left you!" She shouted back.
"No I left you. My me isn't Bob
"Well now it is!" She turned back to me. "Now sweetie, let's get married!" She jumped up and down in excitement.
"Okay." I answered. She squealed. Pssh. It just fake marriage. It's not real.
"You over there, you will be the Father, the guy that reads from the book. Ava you will be my maid of honor. Anyone can be the other bride maids. Set up tables and get me a new hair net. Kyle sweetie, choose a best man." Wow I think Juli's mad with power. I'm surprised the other teachers haven't noticed.
"Oh I choose my best bud, Adrian." Juli and I walked back to her throne. She noticed I didn't have a throne "Make a throne for my honey." She sat down and sighed.
"What happened to the other teachers and students?" I asked.
" Oh I told the teachers there were free kittens and puppies outside then locked them out. The other students are running around other parts of the school. As long as they don't try to destroy my kingdom, I won't attack them. Why do you ask?"
"No reason." Oh man. No adults. This marriage.... might be real!..... Well only to these cocoos here. I mean... okay I'll admit it..... I love Juli, but this..... thing is not Juli.
"My Queen the wedding is ready." Oh no.
"Yay! Come on honey boo let's go get married!" Ugh this is not gonna be good.
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