Ep.9: The Time Traveler's Pig
Your POV
Every year, Stan throws a big fare outside the Mystery Shack. It's surprisingly really fun, and now that the twins are here it's gonna be a blast!!! We were preparing for the fare when it started.
Stan: There she is girls, the cheapest fare money can rent. I speared every expense.
A sky trim falls with Dipper inside.
Dipper: *shocked* I think the sky trim is broken. Also most of my bones.
Stan: Haha, this guy!
You: *help Dipper out of the sky trim*
Stan: Alright alright, I've got a job for you. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. *gives the papers to Dipper who splits them in three giving some to Mabel and some to you*
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
Stan: Where there are no cops around, anything's legal!!! Soos, how's the dunk tank coming along?!?
Soos: *takes off his mask* Almost ready to go Mr. Pines.
Stan: *punches the target and sees that the platform doesn't fall* Haha, you got it rigged from here to Timbuktu!!! There's nothing on Earth that can knock me down!!!
Soos: Yeah except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.
Stan: Uhg, he you haven't seen my red screwdriver have ya? Darn thing went missing. *starts to look in his tool box*
Soos: Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing'm took it.
Stan: Uy, you've been spending to much time with those kids. Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing...?
Later on, people started to arrive and having fun.
Stan: It's twelve a'clock, the dunk tank it now open!!!!! Step right up and dunk me folks!!! I'm talking to you cutoffs!
You: *roll your eyes chuckling*
Mabel gives me cotton candy and then we go to Dipper who was with Wendy until she left for some reason.
Mabel: Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fare!
Dipper: C'mon, it's no big deal.
Mabel: Yeah it is!
Dipper: Ok, you're right, it is!!! Isn't this amazing?!? I just dove in!!! I said: "Hey, you wanna hang out at the fare?!?" And you know what she said?!? Yeah, I guess so!!! It totally worked!!! All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!!!
Mabel: When are you gonna learn Dipper? I'm always right about everything.
You: Hey, do you guys smell a gallon of body spray?
Robbie: Hey, any of you dorks seen Wendy around?
Dipper: Who wants to know?
Robbie: *takes a piece of Mabel's cotton candy*
Mabel: Hey!!!
Robbie: Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans, thought she might want to check'm out.
You: (Ew.)
Dipper: Yeah I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit, you should really go jump in there.
Robbie: Maybe I will, smart guy. *bumps into Dipper purposely then leaves*
You: He's such a jerk.
Dipper: Yeah, but he's a jerk with tight pants and a guitar, I need to keep him away from Wendy at all cause!
Mabel: Don't worry, brother, whatever happens, we'll be right here supporting you every step of the- OH MY GOSH A PIG!!!! *runs to the pig*
You: *hold a laugh* Sorry Dip, but I really want to see the pigs. Good luck though! *leave*
Honestly, I just needed an excuse to be away from Dipper and Wendy. I follow Mabel throughout the crowd and see her holding the cutest pig I have ever seen in my life!!!!
Mabel: (y/n) look!!!
You: He's adorable!!!! What are you gonna name him?!?
Mabel: How about Waddles?!?
You: Why?
Mabel: Because he waddles!!!
You and Mabel: *laugh*
That's when I see Dipper and Wendy together at a booth and my heart sank, but Mabel was here so I tried to hide it. However, nothing gets passed her.
Mabel: What's wrong?
You: Huh? What are you talking about?
Mabel: Ever since that time at the convenience store you have been acting duller than usual! But you won't tell me why!!!
You: Because there's nothing wrong?
Mabel: Wait a second...
You: What?
Mabel: You act different... Dipper talks about... *dramatic gasp*
You: What?!? What happened?!?
Mabel: My Mabel senses are tingling!!! I know what's wrong!!! You like Dipper!!!
You: WHAT?!? No!!! I-!!!
Mabel: That's why you're always so quiet when he talks about her!!! You're jealous!!!
You: Mabel, I don't know what's going on in that crazy head of yours but Dipper is just a friend to me!!!
Mabel: Hey look!!! Wendy's hugging Dipper!!!!!
You: Huh?!?
Mabel: I knew it!!!!!!!! You do like my brother!!!!!!!!!!
You: *rub your arms in embarrassment* Well.......... maybe a little...
Mabel: *squeals* You two would be so cute together!!!! Right Waddle?!?
Waddles: *oink oink*
You: You can't tell him!!!
Mabel: But-!!!
You: No!!!!! This conversation never happened, got it?!?
Mabel: Fine, only because your my friend.
You: Thank you.
Mabel: But this is the greatest day ever!!! Let's go find Dipper, he needs to meet our new friend!!!
You: *sigh*
Was I happy that Mabel knew this? Not exactly, when it came to secrets she wasn't the best at keeping them... But I'm sure she'd keep it in, right...? We found Dipper. He explained how he had accidentally hit Wendy's eye with the ball he used in the game booth. Then Robbie came and helped her, while also asking her out. And she agreed. Ever since then we spent the rest of the day trying to cheer him up! And failed.
Dipper: *laying down on a game machine*
Mabel: *holding Waddles who's in a nurse outfit, and pretends to speak for Waddles* "Paging Dr. Waddles, we got a boy here with a broken heart." *laughs*
You: *look at Dipper, then at Mabel as you shake your head*
Mabel: C'mon man, these are the jokes.
Dipper: Girls, do you ever wish you could go back and undo just one mistake?
Mabel: Nope, I do everything right all the time!!!
You: *roll your eyes* No, not really.
Dipper: *sits up* I mean Wendy only went out with Robbie because he was there with the ice and she only needed ice because of the baseball and I would've had the ice if it wasn't for- *gasp* that guy!!!! *points at a man with a gray bodysuit and goggles, then he runs towards him*
You and Mabel: *look at each other confused before following Dipper*
Dipper: Hey you!!! Tool belt!!! You ruined my life!!!
Man: Huh?!?
Dipper: Don't "huh" me, I've seen you before!!! What's your deal, are you following us around?!?
Mabel: And why are you bald, what's that all about?!?
Man: Oh, my position has been compromised!!! Assuming stealth mode!!! *tinkers with his watch causing his suit to change like a hologram* Color match, initiating color match!!! C'mon, dang it!!! *takes a screwdriver and uses it on his watch*
You: That's amazing!
Mabel: *gasp* Are you from the future or something?!?
Man: Uh, no!!! Who told you that?!? Memory wipe!!! *throws a wipe wt Mabel's face*
Mabel: *takes the wipe off her face* That's a baby wipe.
Man: *sigh* Alright, you've cornered me. I'm... a time traveler...
Dipper: So wait a minute, if you're from the future do you have like a time machine or something?
Man: That's kind of how it works.
Dipper: Can I borrow it?
Man: What?!? No!!!
Dipper: C'mon, can I use your time machine just once?!?
Man: Out of the question!!! You know, this is sensitive extremely complicated time equipment!!!
You: It looks like a tape measure.
Man: You shut your time mouth!!!
Dipper: This making any sense to you two?
Mabel: I think he's just crazy.
Man: Oh, don't believe me?!?
He takes the "time machine" and uses it I guess. He disappeared for a second before appearing again. He had a medieval outfit however.
Man: Guess where I was!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: Woah...!!!
Man: That's right! Fifteen years ago there was a costume store right here!!! One second! *disappears and appears again, this time with his normal outfit, then he puts out the fire that appeared in his shoulder* Pat, pat pat! Pat down!
Mabel: So who are you again?
Man: *shows his ID* I'm Blendin Blandin, time anomaly remover crew year 207012. My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies that are supposed to happen at this very location, but-but I don't see any anomalies!!! I don't know if it's some kind of paradox or if I'm just really tired!
Dipper: You know, you sound like you could use a break!
Mabel: Definitely, definitely. Might we recommend one of the various attractions at the Mystery Fare?
Blendin: You know what? What the heck! I'm worth it! *takes the tickets Mabel had offered* But I've got my eye on you!
You: What are you two planning...?
Blendin: *goes to a ride* One please!
Soos: Aw sorry dude, you're gonna have to take your belt off for the ride. One of your tools might fly off and accidentally fix something.
Blendin: *takes his belt and gives it to Soos* Guard it with your life!
Soos: I'll watch it like a hawk, dude.
Blendin: *gets on the ride*
Soos: *places the belt on a nearby barrel*
Dipper: *steals the belt*
We go back inside and sit on the table.
Dipper: Here it is girls, our ticket to any moment in history.
Mabel: Let's go get two dodos and force them to make out!!!
Dipper: No, we gotta be smart about this.
You: You wanna be smart about this? Then don't do it.
Dipper: What?
You: I don't think this is a good idea, what if we change something in the past that'll affect big time in the future?!?
Dipper: That's why all I'm going to do is go back and fix one mistake. If I don't miss that baseball throw, I won't hit Wendy in the eye and Robbie won't confort her and they won't start going out.
Mabel: I'm coming too! I want to relive the greatest moment of my life! Winning Waddles!!! *kisses Waddles's forehead*
Dipper: Are you coming or not?
You: I'm sorry, but as cool as time travel sounds, I-
Dipper: Seriously?!? I thought you'd help me!
You: Dipper I-
Dipper: You told me I could trust you with anything!
You: !!! *sigh* I'm sorry.
Those words stood there in my mind. I couldn't get them out... The fare wasn't over yet, so I went back outside and sat down on a bench. Should I have gone with them...? I started to doubt my decision. "Aren't fares supposed to make people happy?" said a nearby voice. I look up to see a boy in front of me. He looked about my age, possibly a year older. He had bright golden hair and big dark eyes, one of them covered by an eyepatch. He was wearing a shirt with a tux design along with some black jeans and a tiny top hat, an odd thing to wear at a fare. He gave me a sincere smile before sitting next to me.
Boy: Something bothering you, kid?
You: No, just...
Boy: Had a disagreement with someone?
You: Uh... yeah...? How'd you know?
Boy: Lucky guess. Stop worrying, you're wasting a perfect fare.
You: Kinda hard to do that when you have no one to hang out with.
Boy: *smiles* I'm Will. *offers to shake your hand*
You: *shake his hand* (y/n).
As I shake his hand, something changes in the air. I felt... odd. The sky was brighter and I look at my watch. It was noon?!? I look at Will who just gave me a confused look. I was having a major sense of deja vu!
You: Uh...
Will: I'm not letting you waste this beautiful afternoon all by yourself. *stands up and nods for you to follow him*
Will seemed... strange, but interesting. Besides, I couldn't be rude so I went along with him. We went on a few rides together, he was fun! After the Ferris Wheel, Will had to leave so we said our goodbyes. It wasn't long before the twins found me. Well, Waddles found me first. He jumped on me and started licking me in happiness making me laugh.
Mabel: (y/n), there you are!!! We've been looking everywhere for you!!! And who's you friend, he was cute!!!
You: Just a guy I met, and is it just me or is there something different...?
Mabel: What do you mean?
You: I probably just had some deja vu or something, I felt as if I had already passed through noon.
Dipper: You felt the time change?
You: Time change?
Mabel: Dipper and I went time traveling!!!
You: Wait, so then that did happen?!?
We enter the shack and they explained their whole time travel adventure. How they went many times trying to fix Dipper's mistake but no matter how many times he tried he would always hit Wendy's eye. He finally came up with a plan, and it worked but Mabel ended up loosing Waddles to Pacifica. In the end, Dipper went back in time and did the mistake all over again to let Mabel get Waddles back.
You: Seems you two had quiet the adventure.
Mabel: We did!!! It was super fun!!! Well, I'm gonna go introduce Waddles to everyone!!! C'mon Waddles!!! *leaves followed by Waddles*
I stand up to go get something to eat, but am stopped when someone grabs my wrist. I turn around to see Dipper looking down in disappointment and worry.
You: Uh... Dipper...?
Dipper: ...I'm sorry...
You: Huh?
Dipper: About what I said earlier... I was just so distracted with fixing the mistake that I wasn't paying attention to the words that came out of me. Ignore everything I had said, I didn't mean them.
You: *ruffle his hat* I'm sorry too. You're my friend, I should've helped you either way.
Dipper: Yeah, but I was the one who got mad for no reason...
I don't know why, but I just had to. I pulled him into a tight embrace. He was surprised at first, but returned the hug after. Being completely honest, I wanted that hug to last forever, but we pulled away when we saw a flash. Mabel was there, holding a camera. I looked at Dipper. His cheeks were a deep pink, he looked adorable! But I couldn't say much, I was probably completely red of blushing. The rest of the day we just watched tv after helping Stan clean up the fare. Though, one thing stayed in my mind. If Dipper and Mabel changed time, then how come I was able to sense it...?
Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!
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