Your POV

We were in the living room watching Tiger Fist when it started.

Narrator: *in the tv* The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him with a fist.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *cheer*

Narrator: Tiger Fist will return after these messages.

Soos: Hey look, is that commercial I was telling you guys about.

Narrator: Are you completely miserable? Then you need to meet *in a soft yet creepy whisper* Gideon!!!

Dipper: Gideon?

Mabel: What makes him so special?

Narrator: He's a psychic!

Mabel: *tilts her head* Aru?

Narrator: Don't waste your time with other so called "Man of Mystery". Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's tent of telepathy!!! *says the credits*

Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curious-y inside!

Stan: Well don't get to curious-y, ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble.

Mabel: Is he really a psychic?!?

Dipper: I think we should go and find out!

Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition! No one that lives under my roof is aloud under that... Gideon's roof.

You: Do tents have roofs?

Mabel: I think we just found our loophole! Literally! *shows you and Dipper a piece of string with a loop* Muap muap!

Narrator: So come down soon, folks! Gideon's expecting you!

And so later on we go to Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. As we sat down, I got a strange feeling up my spine that I did NOT like...

Dipper: Woah, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack.

You: They even have their own Soos! *points at a man who looks similar to Soos but is named Deuce according to his name tag*

Soos: *glares at Deuce as he eats his empanada* 

Mabel: It's starting! It's starting!!!

Dipper: Let's see what this monster looks like.

The lights go dark and the stage lights up showing a big silhouette of a person. The curtains open showing a kid about our age, possible younger, with hair bigger than its entire head.

Gideon: Hello America! My name's Lil' Gideon!!! *claps his hands as dove's come out of his hair*

Audience: *cheers*

You: That's Stan's mortal enemy?

Mabel: But he's so wittle!

Gideon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! Such a gift! I have a vision. I predict you'll soon all say "Aww!!!" *does a "cute" pose*

Audience: Aww!!!

Mabel: It came true!!!

Dipper: What? I'm not impressed.

You: Me neither.

Mabel: You're both impressed~!!!

Gideon: Hit it, dad!

Bud: *starts to play the piano*

Gideon: *throws his cape which is caught by a woman who's attacked by other women, then Gideon starts to sing* Oh I can see what others can't see. It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability! Where others are blind I am futurely inclined! And you too can see if you were wittle ol' me! *giggles* C'mon everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!!!

Audience including You: *stand up*

You: *look at Dipper who gives you the same confused look you are wearing*

Dipper: How did he...?

Gideon: Keep it going! *points at a lady with cats* You wish your son would call you more.

Old Lady: I'm leaving everything to my cats!

Gideon: *points at Blubs who has a lot of Gideon merchandise* I sense that you've been here before.

Blubs: What gave it away?!?

Dipper: C'mon.

Gideon: *goes to Mabel* I'll read your mind if I'm able. Something tells me you're named Mabel! *goes back to the stage*

Mabel: *moves her arms revealing the sweater she was wearing said Mabel* How'd he do that?

You: *roll your eyes in annoyance*

Gideon: So welcome all ye!!! To the Tent of Telepathy...!!! And thanks for visiting *winks* Little ol' me!!! *dances some more before finishing*

Audience: *claps*

Gideon: *drinks water* Thank you!!! You people are the real miracle!!!

Mabel: Wooo!!!! Yeahaha!!!

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Soos: *exit the tent*

You: Dude, that kid is an even bigger fraud than Stan! And I should know!

Dipper: Yeah, no wonder our uncle's jealous.

Mabel: Oh come on! Those dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like woosh!!!

Dipper: You're too easily impressed.

Mabel: *pokes you and Dipper* Yeah yeah!

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *laugh as you leave*

The next day I entered the living to see Dipper drinking water and I sat down next to him. After a while, Mabel came in with... a face filled with sparkles?

Mabel: Hey guys! I successfully bedazzled my face! *tries her best to blink* Blink. Ow...

You: Is that permanent?

Mabel: I'm unappreciated in my time...

Doorbell: *rings*

Stan: *from another room* Somebody answer that door!

Mabel: *takes off the "sparkles" off her face* Coming! *goes to the door*

Mabel didn't come back from the door, we just assumed she left with a friend or something. Later on, Dipper and I were on the couch reading his journal when Mabel came in.

Mabel: Hey guys, *waves her hands in our faces showing us her long pink nails* what's going on~?!?

You: Woah, where have you been?!?

Dipper: And what's up with this fingernails, you look like a wolverine!

Mabel: I know, right?!? Rawr!!! I was hanging out with my new pal Gideon, he's one dapper little man!

Dipper: Mabel, I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger than their head.

Mabel: Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me. You and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time.

Dipper: What do you mean?

Soos: Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hotdogs in the microwave one by one?

Dipper: Am I?!?

Soos and Dipper: *go to the kitchen laughing*

Mabel: You never want to do girly stuff with me either!

You: 'Cause I'm not the "girly" time.

Mabel: *sigh* ...

The next day the twins and I were playing video games in the living room.

Mabel: It's not a date date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings. So I figured I'd throw him a bone.

Dipper: Mabel, guys don't work that way.

You: Dipper's right, he's gonna fall in live with you~

Mabel: Yeah right, I'm not that lovable. *beats both you and Dipper in the game* Kaboom, yes!!!!

Dipper: Yeah ok, we agree on something here.

Doorbell: *rings*

Mabel leaves. Later on we we're downstairs in the gift shop minding our own business when...

Stan: *comes in* Hey, hey!!! What the jackel, is Mabel doing in the newspaper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?!?

Wendy: *shows Stan her phone* Oh yeah, it's like a big deal! Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight!!!

Stan: WHAT?!? That little shyster is dating my great niece?!?

Soos: I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mabideon? Gideable? Make it Beleon!!!

Stan: *throws the crumbled newspaper on the ground before storming off to dress up* 

Dipper: I didn't know!!! I didn't hear about it!!!

You: Plus, we told her not to!!!

Stan: *comes in with his suit on* Yeah well it ends tonight! I'm going right down to that little skunk's house, this is gonna stop right now!!! *leaves*

Soos: Dudes, would it be funny if that was a closet door and he had to come back out again and walk out the real door?

You, Dipper, and Wendy: ...

Soos: *opens the door* Nope, real door.

Later on we were in the living room reading Dipper's journal when Mabel came in holding... a lobster?

You: Hey, how'd it go?

Mabel: I don't know... *puts the lobster in the fish tank* I have a lobster now...

You: Cool!

Dipper: Well, at least it's over and you won't ever go out with him again!

Mabel: ...

Dipper: Mabel, it's over, right?

You: ...Mabel...?

Mabel: BLARG!!!!! He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no!!

Dipper: Like this! "No"!!!

Mabel: It's not that easy, guys!!! And I do like Gideon, as a friend slash little sister!!! So I didn't want to hurt his feelings!!!

You: Mabel, the more you keep this up, the worse it'll be.

Mabel: I know, I just need to get things back to how they used to be. You know, friends!

I was worried about Mabel, her kind heart was gonna be the end of her one of this days. Later that day, she left for her date, and returned pretty late. I was trying to calm Mabel down when Dipper came in the room.

Mabel: He's so nice but I can't keep doing this, but I can't break his heart!!! Ah, there's no way out!!!

You: *mouth the words* Help me!

Dipper: What in the heck happened on that date?

Mabel: I don't know!!! I was in the friend zone, and then before I knew what was happening he pulled me into the romance zone!!! It was like quicksand!!! Chubby quicksand...!!!

Dipper: Mabel, c'mon, it's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.

Stan: *enters* Great news Mabel, you have to marry Gideon!!!

Mabel: WHAT?!?

You: Uh oh.

Stan: It's part of my long term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tide up in this thing~! Plus I got this shirt! Woah, I am fat.

Mabel: *runs away* AHHHHH!!!!

Stan: Bodies change honey, bodies change...

You and Dipper: *look at each other worriedly*

We go to our room. Mabel was in a corner hiding herself inside her sweater.

Dipper: Oh no, Mabel-

Mabel: Mabel's not here, she's in sweater town...

You: Are you going to come out of sweater town...?

Mabel: *shakes her head and whimpers*

Dipper: Alright, enough is enough! If you can't break up with Gideon, then (y/n) and I will do it for you.

Mabel: *picks out of her sweater* You will?!?

You: We will?!?

Dipper: We will.

Mabel: *as she playfully punches Dipper* Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you! *hugs Dipper, then hugs you*

And so Dipper and I go to the Club, one of Gravity Falls's fanciest restaurants. I had knots in my stomachs, I wasn't sure about this idea, but Mabel was suffering and I was willing to do whatever I could to help her. We spot Gideon and go to his table.

Dipper: Ahem.

Gideon: Oh, Dipper Pines, (y/n)
(l/n), how are you? You look good, you look good!

You: Uh, thanks?

Dipper: Look, Gideon, we gotta talk. Mabel isn't joining tonight, she uh... doesn't want to see you anymore. *chuckles awkwardly* She uh... she's kind of weirded out by you.

You: No offense.

Gideon: So what you're saying is... you've come between us... *eye twitch*

Dipper: You're not gonna like... freak out or anything, are ya...?

Gideon: ...of course not, this things happen! *chuckles* Bygones, you know.

You: Ok then, we should be going.

Dipper: Again, sorry man, but uh... hey thumbs up, huh?

You and Dipper: *go outside*

Mabel: How'd it go? Was he mad? Did he try to read your minds with his psychic powers?

You: Don't worry, Mabel.

Dipper: Yeah, he's just a kid. He doesn't have any powers.

We go home, I actually felt confident that this had worked! Anyways, I was so tired from yesterday's drama that I didn't want to wake up when the sun hit my face. However, I was awoken my Dipper shaking me.

Dipper: (y/n)? (y/n) wake up!

You: *exhausted* Go away, Dip...

Dipper: I have great news! Toby called and they want to interview us about the weird stuff we've seen in this town so far!!!

You: *sit up scratching your eyes sleepily* What? Really?!?

Dipper: Yeah, he gave me the address!!! The interview's tonight!!!

You: Tonight?!?

Dipper: Yeah!!!

You: Then why did you wake me up this early?!? *flop back to the bed*

Dipper: It's eleven.

You: Don't care, go away.

I woke up half an hour later. Nightfall came and our destination was this old, abandoned warehouse. That was not creepy at all...

You: Dipper, I'm not so sure about this...

Dipper: Yeah, me neither... Let's go. *opens the door*

You and Dipper: *go inside*

Dipper: Hello?

You: The inside's a lot creepier than the outside...

Dipper: Noted...

We decided to leave, but before we could the doors closed by themselves! Then we turned around to see someone in a chair faces the opposite way from us.

???: *turns around* Hello friends.

You: Gideon?!?

Gideon: *as he pets a plush of himself* Dipper Pines, how long have you been living in this town. A week, two? You look it here? Enjoy the scenery?

Dipper: What do you want from us, man?

Gideon: Listen carefully, boy, this town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend.

Dipper: Is this about Mabel? We told you she's not into you!

Gideon: Liar!!! You turned her against me!!! *starts to walk towards you and Dipper as he tightens his grip on his amulet* She was my peach dumpling!!!

Dipper: Are you ok man...?

Gideon: *raises his arm causing you and Dipper to levitate*

Dipper: *gasp*

You: Oh boy...!!!

Gideon: *toses you and Dipper into a pile of boxes*

Dipper: *picks up a Gideon doll with a confused look*

Gideon: Reading minds isn't all I can do.

Dipper: But- but you're a fake!

Gideon: Oh tell me Dipper, is this fake? *raises countless things including you*

You: AHH!!!

Dipper: Put her down!!!!

Gideon: Gladly. *throws to the other side*

You: *crash into the wall and fall with a painful thud making you grunt in pain*

Dipper: (y/n)!!!

Gideon: *throws things at Dipper who avoids it all*

Dipper: *avoids a falling shelf making him crash next to you, he then caresses his head* Grunkle Stan was right, you are a monster!!!

Gideon: You're sister will be mine!!! *laughs evilly, then pulls the cord on a Gideon plush who laughs evilly too*

Dipper: *picks up a Gideon bat and runs towards Gideon*

You: !!!

Gideon: Who's a cute little guy? You are.

Gideon Plush: No you are!

Dipper: *tries to hit Gideon*

Gideon: *picks Dipper up*

You: Dipper!!!!!!

Dipper: She's never gonna date you man!!!!!

Gideon: That's a lie!!! And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again friend!!! *picks up some shears*

You: *try to stand up then you realize that you're foot is stuck between the planks on the floor*

Gideon: *holds the shears to cut Dipper*

You: NO!!!!

Mabel: *enters* Gideon, we have to talk!!!

Gideon: Mabel, my marshmalla! What are you doing here?!?

Mabel: I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow... I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.

Gideon: I... I don't understand... *tightens his grip on his amulet causing it to choke Dipper*

Dipper: Uh, Mabel?!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!!!

Mabel: Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?

Gideon: Really?

Mabel: *yanks Gideon's amulet away* No, not really!!!!

Dipper: *falls to the ground and runs to help you*

Mabel: You were like, attacking my brother and best friend?!? What the heck?!?

Gideon: My tie, give it back!!!

Mabel: *throws it to Dipper*

Dipper: *catches the tie* Not so powerful without this are you?!?

Gideon pushes Dipper out the window and fall down the cliff. Mabel and I run outside and before they could hit the ground, Mabel uses the amulet to stop them from falling and helps me and herself to go down.

Mabel: Listen Gideon, it's over. I will never ever date you.

Dipper: Yeah.

Mabel: *stops levitating them making them fall on the ground, then throws the amulet causing it to break*

Gideon: My powers!!! Oh this isn't over, this isn't the last you'll see of little old me...! *walks into darkness*

We go back home, slouching on the couch. Stan came in with the creepiest clown painting I had ever seen, he probably stole it.

Stan: *places the painting on the wall, then sighs* I coulda had it all... What the heck happened to you three?

Mabel: Gideon.

You: Gideon.

Dipper: Gideon.

Stan: Gideon, yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family. I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankle or something.

Dipper: Oh yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of?

Mabel: He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. Negative eight! No one would guess a negative number.

You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *laugh*

I still don't know why I continue to go on dangerous missions with these guys, but one thing's certain, I love them to death and I'll do anything for my family.

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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