I'm going to be honest right now and say I believe introductions are unnessary and not useful.  But the truth is some people just want to read a book without reading the description, so they have no clue whatsoever on what the author is trying to say or what's going on in the novel. 

So luckily, I wrote one here for you in case you didn't feel like scrolling down to description.... Appreciate this.

Carrying on, I would like to start off by saying this will not particularly be a "novel".  There's no characters, no chapters, no plot, no etc.  All there will be is me, you and some rants. 

It's actually kind of weird to be writing these sort of things.  And that is because I hardly gossip about others in real life.  I gossip about myself and those involved with myself, but not about some random girl who is rumored to be dating whats-his-face and blah, blah,blah.  Wait a second, is it even possible to gossip about your very own self?

There will be one rant (or whatever) per chapter, and the book will be carried out in a list styled way.  

I think that's all I have to mouth off about, so congratulations you finished the introduction! Bye-bye reader, and let us meet again in a different chapter~