I arrived at the mall and immediately went into Victoria Secret. "Hmmmmm... oooooo these look good." I say as I grab a black lace bra and a black, blue, and white g-string thong. As I walk in the dressing room I find one-hundred $100 dollar bills on the floor. "Is anybody here." I say. No reply. "I guess I'll take this." I say. I try on the bra and thong. It fits perfectly. Then I noticed.."where the hell did my clothes go?" I say when I only see my long socks, teal converse, and my long thin zip up white hoodie. No body replied. "Ugh. I guess I'll have to wear this." Of course my white thin hoodie barely covers my ass because it's so big (not bragging). I walk out of the dressing room and buy a Pink (the brand) jacket, perfume, tiny tiny tiny shorts, 5 bras, and bag. I walk out of Victoria Secret with my hoodie still barley covering me with the Victoria Secret underwears. I walk into Aeropostale and buy 5 high waisted jeans. (I didn't feel like putting them on). I go into Forever 21 and get 11 crop tops (which I also didn't feel like putting on). When I walk out to my car 3 guys were cat calling "God damnnnn look at the ass on that beauty." Said guy 1. "Damnnnn she has the best ass I've seen all day." Said guy 2. "Mmmmmm baby girl how bout you let me have a taste of your pus.." said guy three. "How about you shut yalls ugly asses up!" I scream. "Y'all probably got shrimp dicks and a micro penis!" I screamed. "Damn your sex game is probably weak." they all said in unison. "Ugh can this day get any worse." I say. "Hold up I spoke to soon." When I noticed my car was missing. "This day can't get any worse." And that's when it happened......