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(Corny) Star Wars Jokes

Hey guys. Thanks for all the votes and reads so far. It really means a lot to me. Shout outs to Kaila_Falcon , MarvelRebel27 , and of course AwesomesauceRE1 for the votes ;)

Anyway, last night after hearing a really really bad Star Wars Joke from my friend Niccheng2  I had the most brilliant idea for today's entry. Why not brilliantly corny Star Wars jokes? I'm sure all of us Star Wars fanatics can appreciate the funniness of them, no matter how bad they are. After searching the internet, (and making up a few of my own) I found some. Without further ado, I present to you

Q:What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side?

A: darth Tater Tots

Q: who tries to be a Jedi

A: an Obi-wannabe

Q: Where du Gungans keep their cookies?

A: In jar jars

Q: where does Jabba order his pizza from?

A: Pizza Hutt.
(No wonder he's so fat)

Q: why did the Ewok fall out of the tree

A: because he was dead

Q: how do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

A: through Ewokie talkies

Q: why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

A: because he's always making friends

Q: how is duck tape like the force?

A: because it has a dark side, a lift side and it binds everything together.

Oh shout out to you, Niccheng2 for the joke I am about to tell all my readers

Q: what is the Spanish version of Han Solo

A: Juan Solo.
XD

I know bad jokes. But hey, they are still funny.
Remember to comment and vote (pretty please with a cherry 🍒 on top)
That's all folks.
Peace out and may the force be with you,
Catie ✌️😹😸😺💁🏼

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