an au where bryce is a cute mermaid and satt is awkward fishermen and they meet and shit gets gay, except satt "captures" Bryce and brings him to his pool. Bryce, enraged by the ugly decorating around the pool, snaps and calls upon witch Delirious for a spell. Delirious gives bryce a magic potion, which bryce uses to kill satt by smashing the bottle om his head and stabbing him with the shards. Bryce is turned human by delirious and they live happily ever after and do whatever magical murderers do