Lgbtq+ person: So you know a straight pencil? Its made out of wood right?

Friend/Fam member: Yes? Go on.

Lgbtq+ person: And you know those pencils that can bend? Like the polymer graphite ones?

Friend/Fam member: Uh, yes?

Lgbtq+ person: Well, I'm the bendy pencil. I'm not straight

(This is the part where they don't get it or they get it. you might have to explain it a bit.)