So I got called a plant for being Asexual... I actually laughed and then flipped the guy off. Thankfully my mom sent me in by myself so I could do that but yeah that is a thing that happened. Here's how it went

Person: hey what's that purple, white and black pin on your hat mean
Me: oh it's my Asexual flag pin
Person: umm what does that mean
Me: *rolls eyes* it means that I'm not romantically attracted to anyone
Person: but that doesn't exist. Are you a plant or something
Me: * flips guy off while walks away slaying him with my Gerard Way sass attack *

This actually happened and now I can look back at it and laugh