Mom: OH SO YOU WOULD BE THE KINDA GAY GUY THAT WALKS UP TO PEOPLE AND SAYS ' HEY HUNNY '
Me: as a matter of fact yes YAS YAS I WOULD
my mind: I'm already that kinda guy

I JUST SHAT MY PANTS WE HAVE HIT 1K VIEWS ( also this was a real conversation that me and my mom had... )