Random person on the phone: My son just told me he's asexual, like how, where did I go wrong

Me: um excuse me could you please stop talking about that, I'm also asexual and you didn't go wrong anywhere I just don't wanna procreate and have a kid like you

Random person: gives me look of terror well I'm sorry if I make your day a living hell walks away

Me: yeah I'm never having kids