▽Modern AU

△Best friend!Levi x Best friend!Reader

△s/he/they

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To : Dumb dead brat (Name)
12 : 47 PM
You're not in school.

To : Dumb dead brat (Name)
12 : 53 PM
Did you die?

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 27 PM
Sorry, just I had a migraine this morning and it's finally gone😪

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 28 PM
And you'd know if I die bc you'll be the first I haunt🌚😌👌🏼

To : Dumb dead brat (Name)
01 : 28 PM
Then stop using your phone, brat.

To : Dumb dead brat (Name)
01 : 28 PM
And no you won't. The first you'd haunt is your racist language teacher.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 28 PM
....true😂

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 28 PM
But wait....is that a hint of caring under all that harshness I sense 🌚

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 28 PM
Also are u texting me in class😂

To : Dumb dead brat (Name)
01 : 47 PM
No.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 48 PM
?????????????????

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 50 PM
I'm buying some (favourite food).

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 50 PM
Omg is ur student council president ass skipping school to go buy some (favourite food)??????

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 50 PM
Wait....hold up..........i thought u don't like (favourite food)????

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 51 PM
WHO THE FUCK AM I TEXTING????

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 51 PM
WHAT DID U DO TO MY FAVOURITE SMOL BEAN

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 51 PM
I WILL GOUGE OUT AND SHOVE YOUR EYEBALLS UP TRUMP'S ANTI-LGBTQ SEXIST RACIST INCEST KKK BRANDED ASS

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 52 PM
I WILL CUT OFF YOUR FINGERS AND TOES AND MAKE CHILDREN CREATE ARTS AND CRAFTS WITH THEM

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 53 PM
Relax, psychopath. I'm buying them for you because I'm coming over.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 53 PM
What for?

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 53 PM
Also, I got this 'psychopath' problem from you ok mr. I-threaten-almost-everyone-who-pisses-me-off🌚

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 53 PM
My shittiest friend is sick, and I know how talkative and lonely you get if you don't have someone's full attention after you're healed.

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 53 PM
It was only that one time, you shit.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 54 PM
Wow u can't just put my problems into words Levi you know how fragile I am🌚😂

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 55 PM
UHM NO LOL DID U SUDDENLY FORGET HOW MANY TIMES U DO THAT SHIT TO EVERYONE

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 55 PM
As fragile as my fists, maybe. And fuck off.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 55 PM
wOW DAMN LEVI THATS SO NICE OF U TO SAY (not the fuck off part that's an ass move🌚) MAYBE I SHOULD GET MORE MIGRAINES LMAO

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 56 PM
Shut up and open the door.

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 56 PM
Not until you say please😊

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 56 PM
Okay, bye

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 57 PM
The door's open u dick

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 57 PM
I know dumbass

To : Chibi booty hoe♡
01 : 57 PM
I hate u

To : Dumb brat (Name)
01 : 57 PM
I hate you too, brat

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HELLO ITS BEEN A WHILE😂

Soz I've just been hella busy and demotivated and just not healthy at all but wtv it's the holidays and I got some time to spare😂

How're y'all doing tho? I'm currently studying in Ireland😪😂

《 If you like prose poetry, I have a 'book' that that too🌸✨》

· Snapchat & IG : caasssk ·

15/12/2017