▽Modern AU

△Levi x Reader

△she

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Levi would never be able to figure out his own lover.

Almost everyday he would come home to a different mood and it always depended on the authors.

What authors?

The authors of Wattpad from that online book app his other half was obsessed with.

Monday.

"(Name), I'm home. " Levi said and it echoed through the house as if it were empty.

He then heard shuffling in the living room.

"(Name)?" He called out once again just to find you huddled up on the couch like an over-cooked shrimp.

"(Name)?! What's wrong?" He dropped everything and rushed to your side when he heard you sniffle and saw the huge mountain of used tissues in the dustbin.

You looked up at him like he was Netflix and Ice-cream to a broken hearted adolescence teenage girl.

"L-Levi..." You sobbed ugly tears and snot was close to running down your nostrils. It was definitely a sight to see, albeit an unappealing one.

He held back an urge to ew out loud and run away but seeing his lover cry wasn't really good thing.

"There, there. " He patted your back in an awfully awkward way while you just cling onto him like he was your anchor from completely breaking down.

After a few more moments of hysterical sniffling and tears, you calmed down.

He had you sit up straight and brought you some water.

"Would you tell me what's wrong now?" He looked at you and said it in the softest tone he could manage without having you break out in tears again.

Hopefully.

"H-He..." You hiccuped while you desperately try to hold back the wails again from remembering.

"He? He who?" Levi said in slight jealousy and anger.

"He...t-that...KID PUSHED ME AWAY BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT ME TO SUFFER WITH HIM!" You shouted out loud and continue to cry again while Levi just sat there and literally face palmed at your attachment to the symmetry obsessed animated character.

Tuesday

Levi hated it when he came home to a raging and impatient you.

Which usually meant that you were like this,

"HIATUS?! I understand that (s)he had a test/personal problem BUT COULDN'T (S)HE HAD SAID THAT BEFORE I WAITED SO LONG FOR ONE FUCKING UPDATE?!! WEEKS! WEEKS AFTER ANXIOUS WAITING! JUST TO FIND, THAT AN UPDATE WAS ABOUT HER/HIS HIATUS. "

Or...

"IT'S BEEN MONTHS! CAN'T THEY AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL THE WORRIED AND PATIENT READERS WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THEM OR WHY ARE THEY GONE?! AND TODAY, THEY CAME BACK AND SAID THAT THEY HAD INTERNET PROBLEM. UGH!"

Or...

"Why am I still reading this piece of crap WHEN THE AUTHOR DOESNT EVEN BOTHER TO UPDATE THIS BOOK! CAN'T (S)HE FINISH THIS ONE, THAT HAS NOT BEEN UPDATED SINCE 23 JULY 2013, INSTEAD OF UPDATING THEIR OTHER BOOKS WHICH I DON'T EVEN READ?!"

And after that seemingly never ending rant, it usually ends with you fumingly eating on your secret ice cream stash on the couch, watching TV while leaving Levi (who's lap you're using as a cushion for your angry little head) to deal with your angry Hulk-like attitude by stroking your head.

But hey, on the bright side, Levi either gets hot and angry sex night or angry cuddle night.

So technically, he's still winning.

Thursday.

The first thing he smelt when he came near the house he and (Name) lived together in was food.

Not the simple meat, vegetable and rice or the simple sauced pasta like he moderately got.

No.

It smelt like a 5-star restaurant had just invaded their home and had just cooked out a buffet of delicious fusion delicacy.

"So...today's either the 'he's dead and I should appreciate him more' or 'the happy ending that I love and makes me want to shower him with my love'." He said to himself as he unlocked the door.

I think it's the latter but that brat is always so damn unpredictable.

"Levi!" You yelled and propelled yourself at him the second he stepped into the house.

"I love how you feel when you're all pressed up against me but right now, I would rather a 'welcome home' kiss instead. " Levi said and you giggled into the kiss you gave him.

"Go take a shower and the food'll be ready in a minute. " You smiled and lightly shoved him upstairs but not before giving his magnificent butt a slap and getting a scoff from him.

You hurried back into the kitchen to make sure your complicated French-Italian fancy sauce wouldn't get burned.

A few moment passed and Levi came down smelling like the freshest daisy to ever exist in the world all while following the mouth watering scent produced by his wife.

"So...what's the occasion?" He asks as he eyed all the fancy-as-fuck looking food you usually find in a prestige French restaurant.

"I just love you a lot and I feel like I should show it more often. " You smiled at him with that heart melting beam and Levi could've sworn his heart skipped a beat.

"Alright. " he answered and sat down with his wife to talk about things just like they were back in university all over again.

Overall, let's just say he felt his love for you swell even more.

Friday.

What Levi enjoys most is, what he would call, Heat Day.

You know how dogs have seasons where they uncontrollably want to just fuck things until they can't even move for shit anymore?

Well, (Name) has that problem too but that only varies on how much 'Lemon' she reads that day.

And today, it was a NASA's rocket worth.

"Hello, please tell Levi that someone important is going to disturb him soon. I'm his wife but don't tell him that. " You then winked at Levi's secretary and strutted away to his office while she was just too baffled by your fucking goddess-like beauty to even pick up the phone to inform her boss.

You knocked at the door and waited for that stupid power-complex thing he does.

"State your name and business. " he calls through the door.

You didn't bother to answer him and just sauntered into his wide office like you owned the god damn place.

"What the he-" but before he could even question your presence, you had kissed him rather passionately while leaning over the desk so that he could get a glimpse of what was beneath that over-sized coat you wore.

His breath hitched when he saw that you were wearing absolutely nothing underneath except a rather see through lingerie.

"You little vixen. " He growls and hoists you up and over to sit on his desk while he gets in between your legs.

"Want to see what else I'm sporting?" You purred into his ear, your hot breath making him shudder ever so slightly as he feels his pants tighten in anticipation.

"Tell me before I rip it off you." he mumbles on your skin that he was leaving visible marks on while his hands busy himself with your coat straps.

He tears off the coat and he could feel the blood pumping into his very own dick.

"Want the remote, baby~?" You moaned as he switches on the vibrator that's already lodged into your vagina and put it into maximum speed.

"I fucking love you. " was the last appropriate thing he said before he completely drained you from your high.

Sunday.

"Levi?" You called for him as you come out from your room.

"What is it?" He answers rather boringly while his eyes never left the book he was currently reading.

"Love me. " You pouted rather cutely in his opinion and hopped into his sturdy lap.

"Tch. You're a handful, you know that?" He sighs and adjusts himself so that he's hugging you and reading the book at the same time.

"You love me...right?" You asked in a very timid way and buried your face into his chest.

Levi was astonished by that question for a second before registering that you had probably binged on angsts.

"You idiot." He says and puts down his book so that he could really hug you.

"I swear, you need to stop reading all that angst shit that messes up your pretty little head. " He scoffs while you opened your mouth to protest but he covered it with his hand before that could happen.

"Of course I love you, brat. You make me feel things that I've never felt before and will never feel with any other women. You make me crazy, annoyed and irritated but you also make those stupid butterflies in my stomach explode and my self-control burn. I love that you make me feel at home yet at the same time in so much fucking pleasure. I love that you love me for me and put up with my shitty problems too. So know that I would never have anyone else but you as my hot-ass wife who reads too much. " he finished while looking into your slightly teary eyes.

"You're the best. " You whispered to him and held him like your life depended on it.

"I know I am. " He smirks while you giggle at his attempt at arrogance.

Levi would never know what he would come home to but he loves it either way because it's like coming to a new box of emotional chocolates everyday having you as his beloved wife.

That's why, even with the whole Wattpad thing, he wouldn't have it any other way.

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Well I got lazy to do every single day because I'm just lazy like that 😂//👊💫💥

Edit in 2018: lmao the irony in Tuesday😂👏🏼low-key I'm so sorry