"Joke Stars: p3"

‼️WARNINGS‼️

•OOC Levi

•Swearing

•Birth

•Hitting

•Death

•Loss

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(Third part requested by Lynda_Ackerman )

*1 month later*

Third Person POV

"So I'm here at Party City looking for a few props for a collab video I'll be making...and I spotted these hair extensions. It looks pretty similar to (f/n)'s hair, so I have a new idea for a prank. I'll catch her off guard and pretend to cut off her hair to really freak her out." Levi snickered at the camera.

He took the package with the extensions inside off the shelf and put it in the cart.

"She's going to kill me. I'm sorry in advance, (f/n)."

*Later that day*

"What are you making for dinner?" Levi asked, walking up behind her.

"I'm making some noodles from Singapore." She replied, not turning around from the stove.

Levi nodded, even though she wasn't looking.

He turned around and gave a thumbs up to the camera that he placed on the counter.

"Your hair looks really soft," Levi mumbled, stroking it.

"I put extra conditioner in i-"

The sound of scissors cutting filled the small kitchen.

"Fuck." Levi muttered.

(F/n) turned around with shock on her face.

"That was an accident-"

"Did you just cut my hair, Levi?!" She exclaimed, feeling the back of her head.

Levi looked down at the hair extension he held, with wide eyes.

"It was an accident."

"Are you kidding me?!"

"It was an accident!"

"That was not an accident! Why would you even think to do something like that?!"

"I was trying to prank you." He said with a calm voice.

"That is not a prank!"

"I was just joking."

"I don't fucking think you're funny!" She shut off the stove and went down the hall for the bathroom.

"It's not bad!" Levi picked up the camera and followed her to the bathroom.

"I can't believe you did that!"

"It's not that bad!"

"What is wrong with you, Levi?! Where did you cut it at?"

"In the back. It's not- you can't really tell."

"What do you mean "It's not that-" You just took a chunk out of my hair!"

"I'm sorry. I was just trying to pretend."

"Oh my God-!"

"Here's your hair." He handed her the hair extension.

"You're so dead!" She took the extension, but ignored it.

"I'm sorry!"

"What is wrong with you, Levi?!" She looked in the mirror again.

"I'm- it's just... That's not your real hair."

(F/n) looked down at the hair and saw that it was fake.

"Oh my God, I was shaking! I was so scared!" Levi chuckled.

"Oh my God!" (F/n) laughed.

"Holy crap... That was the best prank EVER! YES!"

"I don't even know what to say!"

"No, I didn't cut any of your hair. I love you. I'm sorry."

"My heart is pounding..." She sighed.

"I was dying!" Levi laughed, before ending the video.

"I'm going to finish dinner now...after that mini heart attack."

*2 weeks later*

"Levi's editing, so I got an idea!" (F/n) whispered into the camera, pointing at his clippers.

"Dun, dun, dun!" She picked it up and pointed the camera at her now.

"I'm only gonna take off a little teeny weeny bit just 'cause I think he's getting his hair trimmed tomorrow. But I'm gonna make him think that I did it a lot."

(F/n) exited the bathroom and snuck into the office where Levi wasn't paying any attention to his surroundings.

She went up behind him and just as she turned it on, she swiped at the ends of his hair.

"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" She laughed as Levi turned around in his chair.

Levi didn't know how to react but he laughed a little since (f/n) was laughing.

"What the hell?!" He felt his hair.

"Oh no! Oh no!"

"My hair!"

"Did I do it a lot?! Oh shit, Levi." She chuckled.

"Gimme that," Levi took the clippers from her and stood up from the chair.

"You think you're funny?"

"Wait, lemme see... Did I get it bad-" She faked a gasp when she saw his hair.

"You're a liar... You're a liar."

"Oh my God! Wait, wait, wait! Shit!"

Levi headed for the bathroom to check out his hair. (F/n) following behind.

"That's one thing you can never do,"

"What do you mean?! You tried to cut my hair!"

"Yeah, but I pretended I did it."

"Oh no..."

"You did! Look! See?" Levi messed with his hair and some pieces fell into the sink. "You did cut my hair, yo!"

The video cut to them in their room now.

"I only did a teeny bit 'cause I knew you-"

"Do I have a bald spot?"

"Are you definitely getting your hair cut tomorrow?"

"Yeah..."

"Alright. That's the only reason I did it. I only did a little 'cause I can tell your hair is much longer than usual."

"I just want to go to bed now... It's really late, guys. It's actually early. I'm getting my hair cut in the morning so I better go to sleep."

"Do you guys think Levi should switch up his hair cut?"

"Here's a good comment question for you guys... Do you think I should shave my head?"

"No." (F/n) answered for him.

"I'm kidding. I'm keeping it like this."

"Good. I like your undercut."

*Three days later*

"Since Levi absolutely hates germs, I decided that I'm going to "sneeze" on him throughout the day." A devilish grin upon her face.

After filling up a spray bottle with water, she went to go find Levi.

He was in the kitchen, looking in the fridge for a drink.

Perfect timing.

Walking passed him, she faked a sneeze and sprayed him with the water.

"GERMS!!!! SHIT, I GOTTA WASH THIS OFF!" He exclaimed, wiping the back of his neck with a paper towel.

(F/n) suppressed her laughter for a second and went into the other room to hold in the rest of her laughs.

Time Skip

Throughout the whole day, (f/n) "sneezed" on him. He would get really upset about it and (f/n) never told him that it was fake.

They were currently lying in bed together, and she waited until Levi was fully asleep.

He was finally asleep so she faked a sneeze.

Glancing over at Levi, she saw him smirk.

He must be glad that I didn't "sneeze" on him for once.

Carefully getting out of bed and walking over to his side, she picked up a small bucket of water.

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG, BITCH!" She shouted, dumping the water on him.

Levi shot up from his sleeping position and looked over at her. His eyes narrowing.

"Damn you!" He muttered, getting out of bed to dry off.

"I'm sorry. Oh, and by the way, all those sneezes were fake." She held up the spray bottle and Levi rolled his eyes.

"I'm sleeping on the couch tonight." He said to himself.

"Sorry!" She whispered, turning the camera off since Levi was changing out of his soaked clothes.

"This isn't the end. So prepare yourself." He threatened before exiting the room.

"Shit. What have I gotten myself into?" She asked herself.

*1 month later*

Levi never got her back. Yet. So (f/n) decided to not think about it anymore since she thought that Levi must have forgotten or something.

It was late at night and (f/n) fell asleep while watching (your favorite show).

She was watching it in their bedroom, so she lucked out with not falling asleep on the couch.

Levi finished editing a video from the other day, so he went to go get ready for bed.

When he walked inside their room, he saw that the lights were off and that (your favorite show) just ended.

He glanced over at the bed and saw the sleeping girl.

He went back to the office and grabbed the camera and air horn.

He felt so bad for doing this, but he just had to.

Sneaking back inside their room, he went over to her side and blew the air horn.

It scared the absolute shit out of her and she screamed for a good eight seconds.

"(F/n)... C-calm down! I'm sorry!" He said between fits of laughter.

"Oh my God..." She mumbled, feeling her stomach.

"Y-you looked so scared!" Levi laughed some more."

"L-Levi... My water just broke..."

"W-what?! Oh shit! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to-"

"It's okay, just grab my bag and let's go." Levi helped her off the bed and grabbed her bag before leading her out the door.

Before they left, he ended the video and placed the camera in his back pocket.

*At the hospital*

It was two in the morning and (f/n) already had the hospital gown on and was lying on the bed.

She had contractions every few minutes. But those few seconds of pain, felt like hell to her.

Levi stood next to her bed and held her hand. Her grasp would tighten on his hand during every contraction.

The nurse came in to see how dilated she was.

"Looks like you're nine centimeters dilated. So you're almost there! We just have to wait a little longer. I'll be back in an hour to check on you, okay?"

(F/n) nodded as she lied her head back on the pillow. Levi ran his thumb over her hand.

"Just think, in a few hours we'll be parents." Levi whispered to her.

Time Skip

The nurse left a few minutes ago and said that she was now ten centimeters so she went to go get the doctor.

When the doctor came in, she greeted the two and told (f/n) about what she would be doing.

"Okay, so we'll tell you when to push and we'll count to ten seconds. After those ten seconds, you can take a short break before we start again. Alright?"

"Sounds easy enough." She replied making them chuckle.

"Alright, 1...-"

"Wait, hold on..." (F/n) interrupted.

"What's wrong?" Levi asked.

"Something doesn't feel right." (F/n) answered.

"What do you mean?" The doctor asked.

"I felt a kick... But it wasn't by my ribs as usual." (F/n) explained.

"We'll do a quick ultrasound." The doctor said and set up the equipment.

And soon enough, they found out that the baby was breech and that they needed to quickly perform an emergency c-section.

Time Skip

Cries filled the room as soon as the baby was born. She showed it to Levi and (f/n) but another doctor called her back over.

"Look at this..." He said.

"What is it?" She replied.

Levi's and (f/n)'s eyebrows furrowed as the doctor handed the baby over to a nurse, who left to clean it up.

They were back to looking inside of her womb.

A few seconds later, there was a lot of talking.

The two were both confused on what was going on.

It all happened so fast and they left the room, holing something. Without explaining what was going on to (f/n) or Levi.

When they finally came back, it had been around a half hour.

Other doctors stayed in the operating room with Levi and (f/n) so they could stitch her back up.

The doctors walked over to them with the baby and told them what had happened.

"We'd like to welcome your daughter." She smiled.

"Oh my God..." They both whispered as Levi took ahold of her.

"But we bring bad news..." She said.

"It turns out that you had twins. The other one was so small and premature, that he went undetected in all of your ultrasounds. We're sorry to say but, he wasn't breathing at all by the time he was taken out of the womb." Another said.

Tears already started to spill out of (f/n)'s eyes and A single tear left Levi's.

"We're so sorry..."

*2 weeks later*

"Levi...I have a question."

"What is it?" He asked, changing (daughter's name)'s diaper.

"Whose side will she be on during our prank wars, when she's older?"

"I never thought of that... She'll definitely be on mine though."

"No she won't! I can guarantee you that she'll be on my side. You just need one of your own."

"You saying you want another?" Levi smirked, looking over his shoulder at her.

"No! Er- maybe... I don't know! Give it a few years. You could have already had your partner..." She whispered the end.

"Oh, (f/n)..." Levi said in a soft tone, and embraced her after washing his hands.

"But don't you remember? You really hurt me that one time. I don't think I can work my magic anymore."

"Oh stop it..." She laughed, punching his chest.

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Oi, this one shot is too popular XD

I had the idea to put a little sad twist to it, so there ye go!

Okay, if you have any requests, leave them here!

~AlpineBreadStick