"Joke Stars: p1"

‼️WARNINGS‼️

•18+ Content

•Knife

•References to Sex

•Infidelity

•OOC Levi

•Swearing

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(Pranks inspired by PrankvsPrank and SanFrezco)

Third Person POV

It was a regular day in Levi's city apartment, whom he shared with his girlfriend, (f/n).

Levi and her owned a YouTube channel where they would do daily vlogging, which gained them up to over a million subscribers in the first year.

But the night before, Levi had a brilliant idea for a new kind of video. He thought of what the first video would be, and quickly began to write down ideas.

When he thought of the perfect plan, he waited until (f/n) was busy and wouldn't notice.

"Levi, I'm going to the store!" He heard her call from the front door.

"Alright, I'll just be here." He replied from their office.

It was the perfect time to set up.

After he heard her leave and lock the door, he waited a few minutes in case she needed to come back.

When she didn't return, Levi got up and went to the kitchen, grabbing some Saran Wrap.

He got a long strip and measured to about where her face was.

"Let's see...she's about this much (shorter/taller) than me..." He said to himself, taping the strip on the doorframe, leading to the kitchen.

He ducked under the Saran Wrap, and went back to their office and grabbed a camera.

Heading back to the kitchen, he set it up on top of the fridge, adjusting it to the right angle.

"Perfect." He whispered, leaving the kitchen to wait for her return.

Time Skip

Around thirty minutes had passed, and he heard the sound of keys unlocking the door.

Getting up from his position on the couch, he quickly started the camera before dashing into the hallway near the kitchen, to hide.

Peeking around the corner, he watched as (f/n) entered and set her purse down. Slipping off her shoes, she looked down at the bags she was carrying while she went to the kitchen.

"What the fu-?!" She exclaimed, looking up when she realized she walked through the Saran Wrap.

A long laugh was heard from Levi as he came out from the hallway, blowing an air horn.

"AH-YOU BITCH!" She screamed, laughing at the end.

"That hurt." She whined, setting down the bags, and putting a hand over her forehead.

"I'm sorry." Levi apologized, still chuckling.

"Thank yo-"

*HONK*

He blasted the air horn again, making her once again, jump.

"Stop!" (F/n) tried to hold back a laugh.

"Okay, I'll stop." He grabbed the camera off the fridge before ending the video with their usual outro. Which (f/n) didn't really want to participate in.

After editing the video and uploading it, it only took a few hours to reach two million views and thousands of comments.

Almost all of them saying something along the lines of, "Do more!" or "Please continue pranking (f/n)!".

Smirking to himself, Levi started planning his next prank.

*3 weeks later*

It was early in the morning and Levi had yet another prank for (f/n).

He got this mannequin head that resembled a man, and it looked pretty real.

"Hey brats, (f/n) is still asleep so I decided that I would prank her." Levi whispered, holding the camera in front of him.

He tiptoed down across the small hallway, and quietly entered their room.

Slowly and cautiously going over to his side of the bed, he took a pillow and laid it down vertically to resemble a torso.

Carefully placing the head on his pillow, he covered it up with the blanket and made sure the camera was pointing at the bed.

Going back over to his side, he grabbed a broom and started poking her ass with the end of it to wake her up.

"Mm..." She groaned, stirring around a bit.

He poked her again, this time causing her to roll over to face his side.

"Levi~AH, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!" She screeched, sitting up with wide eyes.

She backed up until she fell off the bed, still freaking out.

Levi started laughing and picked up the head, showing her that it was fake.

"Why are you so meannnn?" She pouted, flopping herself back on the bed.

Levi chuckled, putting the mannequin's face in her face, saying,

"But don't you love me?" He asked in a weird voice.

"Shut up." She muttered, slapping the head out of his hand.

*1 month later*

After only pranking her twice, Levi noticed how popular his "pranking my girlfriend" videos were becoming.

A grin plastered Levi's face as he decided to continue the pranks and make it a regular series.

*Two days later*

Levi was standing in the shower, hiding behind the curtain with his camera playing. He was waiting for (f/n) to walk in so he could scare the shit out of her.

He wore a scary clown mask, knowing that she was terrified of clowns, and had a can of silly string to spray at her.

It only took her five minutes to walk in and as soon as she flicked the switch to turn the light on and shut the door, Levi yanked the curtain back, and sprayed her with the silly string.

"AHHHHHH, HOLY SHIT!!! AHH-GO AWAY!!!" She screamed, backing up against the door and sliding down it until she sat on the floor, flailing her limbs.

"STOP IT, STOP IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" She screamed, picking up whatever was near her and throwing it at him.

"Ow, ow! Okay!" Levi laughed, taking the mask off.

"I really hate you." She grumbled, picking off the silly string from her.

"Love you too." Levi replied, spraying her once more.

"Well now I don't have to use the bathroom anymore." She sighed.

"PPPFFFTTT-" Levi snorted, setting the can down on the counter.

It was the day after Levi's third prank. And (f/n) started to catch on to his plans.

I should prank him back....but how?

Getting out her phone, she texted a friend of her's, who just so happened to also be a YouTuber that did prank videos.

*Two weeks later*

Levi was out with a couple of his friends and he's been gone all day. This was (f/n)'s chance to finally get revenge on him.

Hanji came over and brought over her friend Eren, who was going to be involved with the prank.

(F/n) purposely ignored Levi's calls and texts all day just for this prank to work.

Eren left his jacket and shoes at the door to get Levi suspicious when he would first walk in.

Hanji hid in the closet just in case Levi loses control and tries to kill someone. Eren took his shirt off and (f/n) was left in her panties and one of Levi's shirts, which was long enough to cover her bottom half.

She lied down on the bed and saw a text from Levi, saying he was on his way home.

Eren quickly got into position and straddled her. Now all they needed to do, was await Levi's return.

Time Skip

Ten minutes later, Levi walked into their apartment and immediately saw the unfamiliar shoes and jacket.

"Who the hells stuff is this?" He muttered, putting his keys down on the kitchen table.

He proceeded to the bedroom door, opening it and his eyes widened with shock and anger.

Hanji held in the laugh that was building up, as she filmed trough a crack in the closet door.

"Levi-?!" (F/n) exclaimed.

"What the fucking hell is this?" He asked in a dangerous voice, throwing Eren off of her.

"Levi, it's not what it looks like!"

"Oh really? Why the fuck was this little shit on top of you while you both are half naked?!" He shouted, grabbing her arms and pulling her off of the bed.

"I-I'm sorry,-"

"Just shut up! Why would you do this to me?! Do you not love me anymore?!" He screamed in her face.

"I'm sorry!" She shouted again.

Levi stormed off into the kitchen, and returned shortly with a knife in his hand.

"Listen here, punk,"

"Yo, calm down, dude!" Eren held up his hands.

Levi grabbed Eren's hair and pulled him down to his height, holding the knife up to him.

"Levi!" (F/n) screamed, pulling him back.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Hanji jumped out of the closet, showing him the camera.

"It's just a prank!" She quickly said.

Everyone started laughing except for Levi, who had a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Are you serious?" He set the knife down on the dresser, covering his face.

"Yes! It was just a prank, babe!" (F/n) laughed, punching his shoulder.

"Fo real, though?" He asked, still shocked and confused.

Everyone nodded, still laughing at him.

"And I was just about to kill this motherfucker! Oh my God..." Levi quietly laughed.

"Don't worry, Levi. I'll never cheat on you." (F/n) calmed down, smiling at him.

"I'm gonna get you back so hard.." He whispered, smirking.

*1 week later*

Levi grabbed a water bottle and set it in the middle of the table. He then set up a hidden camera, and took a quarter out of his wallet. He also got a paper bag and put it on the floor next to the table.

He called for (f/n) to come to the kitchen, and he sat waiting for her there.

When she walked out of their office and into the kitchen, she saw what Levi had set up on the table and gave a funny look.

"What's this?" She asked, leaning on a chair.

"Sit down." Was all Levi said.

"Okay.." She replied, dragging the "y".

Sitting down across from him, she waited for whatever he was going to do.

"I wanted to show you a magic trick."

"So here's a quarter," Levi handed it to her and she nodded, handing it back.

"Now I'm going to make it disappear." He lifted up the water bottle and set the quarter down before placing the bottle back over it.

"Okay, tell me if you can see it." He unscrewed the cap, and (f/n) leaned over, looking into the bottle.

"I see it." She replied, sitting back down, folding her arms on the table.

"Good. Now I'll do some brain things.."

He closed his eyes and did some weird movements with his hands, making (f/n) try to stifle a laugh.

He placed his hands of either side of the water bottle, and gently shook it.

"Levi, where the hell are you going with this?" (F/n) sat there, waiting for something to happen.

"Just hold on," He rolled his eyes.

Taking the paper bag, he placed it over the water bottle, covering it.

Grabbing the edges, he shook the paper bag. While (f/n) didn't look that amused.

After a moment, he removed the bag and instructed her to look again.

"Tell me if you see it now." He said, taking the cap off again.

She looked once again, taking a second to see if she could spot it.

"Umm...."

"Do you not see it?"

"...No...?"

Levi grasped the sides of the bottle and squeezed it, the water squirting out and splashing all over her.

(F/n) jumped back, now drenched in water.

She started having a coughing fit while Levi laughed his ass off and grabbed a baby powder bottle and squeezed it at her.

She continued coughing as tears pricked the corners of Levi's eyes.

"Wha-" *cough* *cough* "That's not, *cough* f-funny!"

"Y-yes it it!" Levi clenched his stomach, laughing even harder.

"You're so fucking dead..."

"You just got pranked-"

(F/n) cut him off by forcefully grabbing the water bottle and dumping some water on him.

Levi stepped back and tried to calm his laughing down, and picked up the camera.

"Guess who's cleaning this up, today!"

Levi pointed the camera at the table then at (f/n).

"You wish you were." She chuckled.

"You have a point.." Levi mumbled.

"I'm so getting you back." She muttered, wiping her face off.

"Well you can once you clean this shit up." Levi chuckled.

"I'm not cleaning that shit up."

"You wanna bet some money on that?"

"Oh my God.." She sighed.

"How'd you like my magic trick though?"

"What magic trick?"

"Magic isn't real...as you can see..."

"Now what?"

"Now, change your clothes and clean it up. I love you."

"Shut up."

*1 month later*

Levi was chilling in the living room, watching some TLC on the tv.

"Tch. Those damn hoarders...I could clean up their shit-loaded house in five minutes." He muttered to himself.

As he proceeded to watch the television, a certain (h/c) haired girl returned.

"Hey, where've you been?" Levi asked, pausing the show.

"I was out with my mom." She responded, going into the kitchen. However, she didn't make eye contact.

"What'd you two do?" He came over to the kitchen island and sat down on a stool.

"Um...we-uh....we went to the doctor's office." She answered, quietly.

"Why? Is she sick?" Levi furrowed his brows, taking a sip from his tea.

"Not exactly..." (F/n) kept her back to him, looking inside the fridge.

"Then what's wrong?" By now, Levi had absolutely no clue on why (f/n) would need to go to the doctor's.

"Levi..." She sighed, turning around to finally face him.

His eyes widened a bit in shock once he saw her glossy eyes. Getting up, he embraced her in a tight hug, guiding her over to the couch.

Once they sat down, their grip on each other never broke. Levi felt his shirt become a little wet. Pulling away, he looked down and saw that she was now sobbing.

"Hey, hey, (f/n)...what's the matter? What the hell is wrong?" He asked frantically.

She looked up at the ceiling, biting her lip.

Levi never once shifted his gaze from her.

A long exhale was soon heard from the (e/c) eyed girl.

"Levi......"

"I'm...pregnant....."

Levi's grasp on her hand tightened as his eyes went wide once again.

He had an unreadable face, which made (f/n) nervous.

"You are...?" Was the only thing that he said.

"Yeah, the doctor said six weeks." She slightly grinned, wiping away a tear.

"Really...? I-I'm happy...but...."

But what?...Shit....

"Your dad is going to kill me."

A soft giggle escaped (f/n)'s lips as she rubbed Levi's shoulder.

It looked like tears started to form in Levi's eyes, along with a faint smile.

He looked straight ahead, reality slapping him across the face.

"Wow...I'm gonna be.....I'm gonna be a-"

"I GOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" (F/n) shouted, laughing.

"Huh?" Levi looked at her as if she was crazy.

"I got you sooooo good! BAHAHA, SEE, THERE'S THE CAMERA!" She pointed out the GoPro that was on a shelf above the tv stand.

"You fucking son of a bitch..." He muttered, hiding his face.

"I'm sorry, are you disappointed?" She asked, rubbing his back and leaned over to try and see his face.

A slight nod was seen from him.

"I'm sorry...."

After a few minutes of silence, (f/n) broke it by saying something unexpected.

"Yo.....I was just kidding that I was kidding." She giggled.

"You-what?" He looked up at her, confused.

"I'm actually pregnant." She smiled, showing him a picture that she had in her purse.

Levi looked at it, letting out a gasp as she pointed out the very tiny baby. Which only looked like a small gray dot.

"Oh my God...." Levi whispered, looking back up at (f/n) and smashing his lips onto her's.

Out of nowhere, a wild Hanji bursted through the front door, yelling,

"YEEEEEAAAA, SHE PREG AF!!!!!"

"Okay, Kool Aid man." Levi chuckled.

When (f/n) turned back around to look at Levi, she saw that he was in front of her on one knee, holding a small black box.

"Levi..?" She gasped, covering her mouth as tears fell again.

"Will you marry me?" He asked, opening the velvet covered box.

"Of course!" She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him. When they pulled away, he slipped the diamond ring on her ring finger.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO, BABY AS FUCK AND NOW WEDDING AS FUCK!!!!!!!" Hanji screamed making them laugh.

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I spent a good 4-5 hours writing this long ass one shot for y'all!

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It's fucking 2,755 words 😅😪

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