"Foolish"

‼️WARNINGS‼️

•18+ Content

•OOC Levi

•Swearing

•References to Sex

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Third Person POV

Ever since captain Levi got a new member in his squad, he knew he would have some sort of special connection with her.

Since the moment he first laid eyes on her, he had a feeling he's never felt before. And when he first had this feeling, he wasn't afraid to show it.

What he did, every day, was try his best to embarrass her since he wasn't good at expressing romantic feelings. You could say, it was his way of flirting.

No, he didn't embarrass her when they were alone. He always made sure that there were others around.

He still hasn't done his daily "embarrass (f/n)" yet, which was what he was on his way to do.

The short corporal spotted the (h/c) haired cadet, so he confidently walked over to her. One of his most used and original lines was "Damn f/n), you're looking sizzling today."

After he spoke, he didn't bother turning around to see her reaction. Which he already knew what it was. A quick blush and hiding behind her hands while her friends laughed at her.

Levi smirked, completing his daily task.

Oh man, have I got the best line for you tomorrow!

Was what he thought as he strolled to his usual spot in the mess hall.

On occasion, when Levi was feeling "saucy", he would approach her twice in one day. Which was very rare. Levi's saucy days would only happen about once a month.

It became so entertaining to everyone to see the corporal embarrass someone everyday. It was the only part they looked forward too in their day.

When (f/n) finished eating, she quickly got up and went to go find Hanji. Once she spotted the crazy scientist, (f/n) ran over to her.

"Hanji, you have got to help me!" She pleaded. "Why? What's wrong?" Hanji asked, a bit concerned. "With this whole 'corporal embarrassing me', crap. He won't stop!" The (e/c) eyed girl answered.

"How am I supposed to help you? It just means he likes you silly!" Hanji giggled. "Wha-? No he doesn't!" She shouted. "Oh really...? Then why would he always be flirtatious around you?"

"Like how so? You have no proof." (F/n) scoffed, crossing her arms. "My eyes and ears are the only proof I need. The way he smirks at you, the way he talks to you, his body movements and most importantly, the way he looks at you. Those were all pretty flirtatious!" Hanji exclaimed.

"Whatever, you fuck-nugget." She chuckled, playfully rolling her eyes. "I'll see you tomorrow after shorty's next love attempt!" Hanji laughed.

(F/n) shook her head as she replied to Hanji before going back to her room for bed.

The next day...

Levi walked inside of the mess hall for dinner when he spotted (f/n) sitting with her friends. He decided that he would give it a few minutes, so he could catch her by surprise.

After ten minutes passed, he got up to walk over to (f/n)'s table. Levi went up behind her and grabbed her shoulders, turning her around so she would face him.

"..Y-yes, corporal?" She asked, a bit startled. Levi didn't reply, instead he grabbed her face with one hand and inspected it.

"Hmm..." Furrowing his eyebrows, he let go and crossed his arms.

"You're looking a little pale," Levi lifted up one of his legs and put it next to her, on the bench. "I think you need some vitamin D." He finished, placing his hand on his thigh and slowly moving it up to his crotch, then his chest, in a sexual way. Levi bit his lip and winked at her while trying not to let a small laugh escape.

(F/n)'s eyes widened while her whole face turned bright red. She bent over and hid her face with her hands while her friends burst out laughing along with Hanji.

"Haha-...I don't get it.." Armin laughed. "Um," Eren stopped laughing before he quietly explained the joke to Armin. His once innocent grin turned into a look of shock and disgust.

"WHAT?! OH MY GOD!" Armin screamed, covering his ears. "WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, STOP!" Armin got up and ran out of the mess hall, shouting, "LA LA LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

Eren couldn't help but laugh again, not only at the corporal, but Armin as well.

When (f/n) came out of hiding, she looked over and Levi was right there in her face.

"I know you want it." Levi whispered, smirking. (F/n)'s cheeks flushed with red again as she squirmed a bit, accidentally hitting Levi's crotch with her shoulder.

"Er-(f/n)," A fake moan was heard from Levi. "Not now." He added. Eren and her other friends started laughing again. "Oo, see (f/n)? He does like you!" Hanji shouted in a sing-song way.

Levi stood up from the bench, whispering in her ear before leaving. "I'll see you later."

Before Levi could leave, (f/n) got up and ran out from embarrassment. His brows furrowed as he walked out too, looking for her.

Was it really that bad?

(F/n) locked herself in her dorm and lied on her bed, hugging a pillow to her chest.

My God, I can't believe he would go that far! Yeah, I kind of like him...but wow, I didn't think he would say that in front of everyone!

Just then, an idea sparked in her head.

Smol time skip

Levi was on his way back to his office when he heard some laughing. Peaking around the corner of the hall, he saw a small crowd by his office door.

He kept quiet and listened to what they were laughing at.

Levi pressed his ear to the wall and heard some movements coming from inside his office.

Levi snuck behind the group of people and saw Eren with his friends in the front. Then he heard something that he wasn't expecting.

"Ngh,...L..Levi..."

Was that (f/n)?! And was she MOANING?!

"Holy shit! Hanji told me that the corporal had a small dick, I'm surprised he could do that to (f/n)!" Eren laughed.

Levi got irritated and cleared his throat, gaining everyone's attention. "I'll have you know, my dick is rather large."

"WAIT WHAT?! THEN WHO'S-SORRY CAPTAIN!" Eren shouted, running away with the others.

Rolling his eyes, Levi went into his office.

"What the hell is going on here?!" Levi shouted at (f/n).

He saw (f/n) and Hanji in there, giggling. "We were making it sound like you were fucking (f/n) as revenge for what you said to her earlier!" Hanji laughed.

"Payback is a bitch." (F/n) smirked. "Revenge?" Levi asked.

"Because you really embarrassed me earlier, so I wanted to embarrass you!" (F/n) answered, walking over to Levi.

"Whatever." Levi muttered, crossing his arms and averting his gaze from her.

"But your fake moans really turned me on...I'd like to hear that for real some time." He whispered, looking into her eyes.

"Okay, you two are getting weird so I'm just gonna go." Hanji chuckled, quickly exiting the room.

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(2022 update: i am so sorry this is so cringey i am repulsed)

This one was kind of weird and dirty XD I literally made it up as I went.

It started off with me thinking of "you're looking a little pale, I think you need some vitamin D" and I made up a story just so Levi could say that ;-;

I was afraid that this story would only turn out to be like 500+ words but it got over 1,300 which is good!

And I still need opinions on if i should start giving these one shots names instead of calling them "Levi X reader" *cough* since no one ever answered the question in the last chapter *cough*

❤️Peace❤️