"Self-Help"

‼️WARNINGS‼️

•18+ Content

•References to Sex

•Swearing

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Third Person POV

"Good morning, Levi."

(F/n) said softly to her boyfriend.

"Good morning."

He replied after rubbing his eyes awake.

Levi rolled over onto his side and pulled her closer to him.

"Levi I have to get up and ready."

"No."

"Levi-"

"No."

"God dammit."

She muttered.

After a few minutes passed, he finally released her from his embrace.

She got up and went into their attached bathroom to change.

Levi decided to get up and change into his uniform as well. But when he got up, he felt something strange...down there.

Levi glanced down and saw it, his cheeks starting to burn up.

"Hey, (f-f/n)...?"

He called out.

"Yeah?"

She responded.

"I k-kinda have a problem."

"What kind of problem?"

"Um...with...my...uh..."

"Why in the walls do you think I would know all about that?"

She asked, walking out of the bathroom.

"No, just...come here."

Levi turned around and (f/n) couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh!"

He frowned, crossing his arms over his chest.

"B-But you have a fucking boner!"

She snorted.

"Don't just stand there! Fix it!"

"It's on your own damn body! Fix it yourself!"

"I'm not gonna jerk off!"

"And I'm not sucking dick today!"

Levi sighed, sitting down on the bed.

"Well I'm going to go eat. You have fun fixing your problem."

"Wait (f/n)-"

She was already out the door.

"Dammit!"

He cursed.

"Hiya (f/n)! Where's shorty?"

Hanji asked when she sat down at their table.

"Oh, he's-... busy."

"Busy?"

"Yeah. He's got lots of work to do."

She quietly chuckled.

"Okay..."

Hanji said, uncertain.

When breakfast was over, (f/n) went back to check on Levi.

"Hey, I brought you some tea."

She set the cup of tea down on his desk.

"Thanks."

"...Are you still..."

"Yeah."

He sighed, looking up at her.

"Please?"

"Levi."

She rolled her eyes.

"(F/n), please?"

"You know it's kind of fun when you can't leave your office."

"Oh my Go-"

"So, bye!"

She ran out again.

"Fuck!"

Time Skip

(F/n) was outside, training with Sasha, when she noticed Levi coming towards her. And he still had an erection.

The others cadets noticed and started laughing their asses off, pissing Levi off even more.

"Come on, brat."

Was all he said before dragging (f/n) away.

"Wait, L-Levi!"

She squirmed.

He stopped so he could throw her over his shoulder.

"Levi!"

She exclaimed.

Once they made it to his office, he set her down but quickly trapped her against a wall before she could escape.

"Levi, haven't you tried anything yourself?"

"Yes. Twice, in fact. But nothing's working. That's why I need you to do something about it."

He looked down, in shame.

"Jesus, Levi..."

She sighed.

"Well what do you want me to do?"

"I don't know. Anything."

"Fine."

Hanji was walking down the hall when she heard something coming from shorty's office.

She got closer and started giggling.

"Hmm... I guess he really is busy."

She chuckled, skipping away.

Time Skip

(F/n) left Levi's office, heading back to her room when she ran into Hanji.

"There you are!"

She shouted.

"You were looking for me?"

"Is shorty's problem fixed?"

"H-How'd you know?!"

"...Hehe...?"

The brunette shrugged.

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Wow... This was such a strange (and short) one-shot 😂

I've got a cold and it's getting to me so I don't make a lot of sense rn! Okay?!

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Well um... I hope you enjoyed...(?)

~AlpineBreadStick