I hope you people are smart enough to understand the gist of this. I don't feel like continuing this shit.

Basically what I've always wondered when reading these "shipping reaction" books is: why the fuck would I care about this?

I care right now because I don't want you shitty brats gettin' the wrong idea about me. So I hope this book was informative.

Also, @SmartRose14 had to type all this up because I can't write that well, so you can thank her. And in case you're wondering, I grew up in the underground (which I'm sure all of you knew already, you stalkers) and literacy wasn't exactly the highest priority.