Here it goes.

Listen, I know for some reason a lot of people like me (I don't know why since I thought I was pretty rude) and naturally that means they write more fanfics about me.

Fanfiction is probably the oddest thing I've ever seen. In case you were wondering, it's both odd and very entertaining to read about yourself . . . except when people get your personality wrong. Then, it's the most annoying thing in the world.

Right now, I'll only address the inaccurate-ness of most of "shipping reaction" books.

Well, let's get on with it.