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Shan: BANG EFFIN CHAN

Shan: talk to me this instance!

Chan: the eff is wrong with u? why are you cursing me?

Shan: is it new to you? di ka na nasanay ah

Chan: what is it shantrelle? go straight to the point

Shan: i know you're getting married today

Chan: of course you know. it went well just the way you planned it

Shan: okay, im really sorry for that. im just

Shan: whatever u wont care basta i have a reason

Chan: eat your reason

Shan: whatever. i'll help you to escape

Chan: are u nuts? alam mo ba sinasabe mo?

Shan: hell yes! now where are u?

Chan: i dont believe you

Shan: im here at the freaking venue

Chan: how can i be so positive about everything youre saying??

Shan: Shan sent a photo

Chan: shemay! malapit ako dyan sa garden but im going to be a dead meat by tomorrow if i escape

Shan: jesus, chan! ano bang mahalaga sayo ngayon? yang kasal mo sa impokritang yan o si sydney na paalis na ng bansa ngayon?

Chan: ano? did i just read the right words? she's leaving??

Shan: OO! ISA PANG PAGDUDUDA AKO NA PAPATAY SAYO! HALIKA NA DITO! BILISAN MO!

Chan: she cant leave!

Shan: halika na dito nagdadrama ka pa dyan!

Chan: ang dami kong bantay

Shan: tindi ah? ikaw bayung bride at ang daming kasama sa isang lugar?

Chan:  no, im the push overed groom

Shan: gtfo of that place NOW

Chan: ang hirap!

Shan: NANG GIGIGIL NA AKO SAYO PUTANGINA KA SASAMPALIN NA KITA! GUMAWA KANG PARAAN PARA KANG DI LALAKI BINIBEASTMODE MO AKO

Chan: eto na! wag mo akong murahin! i'll make a way

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'siraulong to nakakastress'

after 7 minutes..

'tara na!'

'bwisit ka ambagal mo mabigat ba yang ilong mo?!'

'tara na bago pa tayo mahuli! ang dami mong imik! anong oras ba flight nya?'

'5:00 pm. so, 27 minutes from now.'

'what?! bakit di mo agad sinabe sakin'

'i did you idiot! nangalap pa ako ng infos para lang magawa to kaya na-late ako. you can thank me later.'

'tsss whatever! bilisan na natin!'

'till next time wendy. mas magaling ako mang gancho kesa sayo. bleeeeh!'