Dear Readers,

One day I think I may sue everyone who told me that I was smart as a child. Yep. Every family member, family friend, and passerby who told me that I would do great things in the future should expect to receive a court order very soon. Then I will sue the crap out of them for giving me false expectations and lying to a minor while not under the influence.

Because of them, I grew up thinking that I was smart. Wise even. Then I went to high school and finals gave me a reality check. No they brutality murdered me. Mutilated me. I barely escaped alive and now I can hardly breathe because finals hit me that bad. Finals were the spoon beating me repeatedly over and over and over again and my school was the creepy dude following me around wherever I went (the analogy makes more sense if you watch the video or have watched the video of the man getting spooned to death).

So now I have to live knowing my life is a lie. A sham. A joke. And that is why I must sue every last penny from all the people who lured me into a false sense of security.

For those of you reading this that tell siblings, or cousins, or any small child that they are exceptionally smart, you should probably stop that or limit how often you they'll them these things because even though it seems like a small compliment, it may hurt them later on when they do get bad grades. Also they may sue you later on and I know you don't wanna lose any of that schmuny.

I mean, you could also tell them early that failure doesn't make them stupid and that they are smart no matter what if it makes you feel better, but they probably won't remember it when they are going through stuff.

For all of you reading this that are going through the same shit as me idk what to tell you. It sucks and it's painful and it hurts like hell, but we are getting through it. I will update if I ever learn of a way to cope but it probably won't happen so don't bet on it.

For all of you who told me I was smart as a child (and you know who you are) I would advise you to move somewhere where you can never be reached unless you are fond of the idea of living in a cardboard box for the rest of your lives.

:)

~Epoh