Prologue
"Any last words"? Ya, villains never, ever say that. Dang Uldren, real original. Now I know what your thinking. Your probably thinking, and I quote, "Who is Uldren and who are you". Now look, we've all been there, you have no clue who I am and I don't know who or what you are. So let me introduce myself, I am Cayde the awesome, some of all aws. And Uldren, we'll that hive headed no Brained dirt head, he shot me. Now your probably thinking, "What, you just killed of the main character in the beginning of the book"?!? Well yes and no. I do unfortunately meet my end, but fear not, for this is a prologue, so, ummm, ya, I don't die yet. But anyway, back to me and Uldren. " Well ya no DUH I have last words( hand cannon), the best character always has last words". Uldren spits on my lucky sock and says, "So what are those famous last words". I look him strait in his grape lookin' eyes and say "How's your Sister"? OK,OK I know not a lot of you get why this is funny so I'm going to explain. His sister is dead. Ya that's actually it. So after I say those three words he just stares daggers at me and then he shoots me. Just like that. Funkiller. Anyway, Uldren steps away from my limp, dying body and walks away, with my gun! Guy doesn't even have the dignity to leave me my gun. Absolute meany.
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