I've kind of decided that this book will pretty much be the book of all the random stuff that I do. So have this story that I literally wrote as it came to my head. This is the result of complete and utter boedom, and is completely unedited. Enjoy...

Once upon a time, Twilight Sparkle was flying through the air on wings of sapphire steel. It was a very fun experience, but when she landed, Ponyville was on fire. She frowned. Her head hurt. That was because it was on fire. She died from the fire. It was very sad.

However, it wasn’t over that easily. Leonard came out of nowhere and started using bubblebeam to put out the fire. Everyone cheered when he prevailed. He took a bow and flew away.

The next day, Herobrine was hanging the laundry out to dry when something fell into his back yard. He screamed, scared, and went out to investigate. It was his brother, Steve. Steve had bumped his head on the sharp rocks in Herobrine’s yard, and it had split open. There was nothing Herobrine could do except for watch his brother slowly bleed to death. It took a long time to clean up.

Then Boo came out of nowhere and laughed and waved. She helped Herobrine, along with OliviaLovesSnow. A pony also helped. His name was Orange Sherbet. Orange used to get bullied at school for his girly name. He was very upset, but now he was an alicorn princess, and nobody dared to challenge him. He was very happy.

A cat walked up to them. Olivia squealed with delight and cradled it in her arms. She called it Snowy because why not. Boo got jealous and stole Olivia’s dog, Orange. The ransom was the cat. So Boo got the cat and Olivia got her dog back.

Cookie the ocelot appeared, on a leash that was held by Fire. “Yo,” he said, “What’d I miss?” However, since he was made of fire, the whole of Ponyville caught alight again, and Leonard had to come back to put it out. He told off Fire and gave him a booklet on how to be responsible with fire. Then he flew away again.

The next day, the sun was shining so bright that the giant magnifying glass duct-taped to Herobrine’s house’s roof lit his lawn on fire. Herobrine was very annoyed and had to replant all the flowers and stuff. Fire was banished from coming anywhere near it.

Then one day, a great majestic butter warrior appeared. He was called Sky. Olivia instantly fell in love with him, even though she was his sister. Incest is fun. Luna and Celestia are lovers too. Herobrine cried at the wedding. Fire wasn’t invited because Olivia was made of snow. He got very cross and set Herobrine’s lawn on fire. Again.

Then SetoSorcerer appeared, and Olivia got a divorce so she could marry him instead. Herobrine cried again and ran out of tissues, so his face was very messy by the time the wedding ended. A lot of special guests were there.

Brochacho was sitting on a gravestone and drinking soda. EnderArrow was eating skittles. CharlotteLynn got jealous and stole her skittles. Myancat ate some of the skittles too. LovinglyTragic was there and she fell in love with Herobrine. The two of them got married on the same day. Herobrine still cried, and could barely even say ‘I do’. He was crying too much.

After the wedding, TheLivingTombstone was there, playing his music. DJ P0N-3 also played some music. They had a dubstep war. P0N-3 blew Tomb away with her bass cannon. Everyone applauded. Tomb got blown to the moon and returned a thousand years later as Nightmare Tomb. But that was in the future. This is the present.

Then Princess alicorn Twilight Sparkle appeared and clapped her hooves excitedly. She played her own music which Octavia had orchestrated, which was the sickest dubstep ever. The bass was so low that DJ-P0N3’s ears fell off. She couldn’t handle the sick beats emanating from Twilight’s self-constructed DJ set, the TWI-6000.

Then Zecora came out of the Everfree forest, and chanted a magic spell. The entirety of Ponyville vanished, bar the village hall that everypony was standing in. Twist left early because she was a nerd so she disappeared too. That silly introvert.

There was a knock at the door. Mayor Mare opened it and Doctor Whooves stood there, the TARDIS floating in the white void. His assistant, Derpy, was standing behind him. Herobrine took his bride inside, and so did Seto. Sky was left behind. He felt sad until Boo offered to marry him. He agreed and they had the third wedding that day. However, the TARDIS had long gone by the time the wedding ended, and Sky cried again. Deadlox found out Sky was cheating on him and slapped Sky. Sky cried again. He divorced Boo and married Deadlox. They had to run away to Poland just so that they could marry legally but Gubiak took good care of them.

That was when Rage appeared, along with Fluke and Hollow. Evanz was also there, but he was a sheep. Rage had been experimenting again with the fish spiders, but some of the potion had sprayed onto Evanz, and he had been turned into a sheep. A phoenix appeared and so did Herobrine’s lawn. Naturally, the lawn got set on fire again. Since Herobrine wasn’t there, he was perfectly fine, but Evanz texted him with his clumsy sheep hooves and Herobrine got cross again.

But he couldn’t go and tell Philomena the phoenix off because he was still in the TARDIS, traveling through the universe at a million miles per hour, and maybe even more than that. The amazing horse hitchhiked on the TARDIS, even though Doctor Whooves was wary of hitchhikers. The horse was very rude and got kicked out once they reached Mars. Then they crash landed on Earth.

Scientists were very confused by this discovery of a girl made of snow, a sorcerer, a blocky man with no eyes, a Wattpadder, a wall-eyed pony, and a time travelling pony. However, a few experiments sorted that out. It was soon confirmed that they were indeed androids from Neef (a faraway planet) and everyone celebrated with a glass of champagne. Notch was there and they all got drunk. However, the inhabitants of the TARDIS all died of starvation and dehydration. They all cried in the afterlife together. Then they dissolved.

And that was the end of life, the universe and everything.