Ok so the thing with Varigo is that Hugo doesn't actually exist we all just choose to ignore that AND I LOVE THIS SHIP DKDJJJSKSLS😂😂😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️♥️💕❤️💝💓😭💖😂💖😭😂♥️😭😂😂💕😭💖

All credit goes to original artists and I made the incorrect quotes

Varian: ok hi welcome to my blog, today I'm testing out different hair products

Varian: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*

Varian: ok well right off the bat I can tell you this one isn't very good

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*in an interview*
Reporter: what was your first impression of your boyfriend?
Hugo:
Varian: oh let me tell you
Hugo: babe really come on-
Varian: first he tricked me and my friend and stole a very important artifact we had worked hard to get to-
Hugo: Var, can we not-
Varian: and then he proceeded to "join" our group and earn our trust, only to ultimately shatter it in the end.
Reporter:
Hugo: *sighing and covering face*
Hugo, muffled: I've apologized a million times-
Varian: but he's actually very sweet and a cutie with adorable, stupid glasses, so I forgive him
Reporter: awwwwweeee
Hugo: *blinking*
Reporter: what about you, Hugo?
Hugo: I... uh-
Hugo, dead serious: I thought he looked like a chipmunk

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Varian: this is my boyfriend, Hugo
Rapunzel: Aw hi Hugo! I'm Rapunzel-
Hugo: I know
Hugo: Varian doesn't shut up about you sometimes
Hugo: it's a little annoying
Rapunzel:
Varian: *hissing under his breath* Babe wtf
Cass: I like this kid