Elaya Coleman
Picture is Elaya ^^^^
If you ask anyone, 'who's Elaya Coleman?' the answers you'll get won't be all that brilliant, despite my fabulousness.
Weird, psychotic, too energetic, way too happy. In truth, I am just too awesome for them to comprehend. In fact, there's only three people that I know who seem to understand me. Leo Valdez, my husband, (don't even ask), Percy Jackson, my side bae, and Annabeth Chase, my lesbian crush. Don't worry, she knows all about that, and merely raised an eyebrow in amusement.
"Do you think that if I made a milkshake in my backyard, all the boys would come?" I ask my friends as I sit down.
Percy shrugs. "What flavour?"
"Chocolate, duh."
"Would you dye it blue?"
"If it's gonna bring the freaking boys to the yard!"
"Trying to bring boys to the yard, are we, Elaya?" Leo asks, slumping ungracefully into the seat beside Percy. "I thought we were forever?"
I hug him to my side possessively. "Aw, we are, my husband. But if you're allowed a girlfriend, that Calypso chick, I'm allowed to lure foolish mortals into my yard with milkshakes."
"I'll think about it," Leo offers.
I pat his head. "No, babe, don't do that. You'll hurt yourself!"
He scowls and flinches away from my hand. "No boys will come for your milkshakes."
Percy raises his hand. "I will?" Leo glares at his friend. "She said she'd dye them blue!"
I point my fork at him idly. "I'm so glad I have you as a side bae, Perce."
"Just don't tell Annabeth," he responds with a wink.
Annabeth slides into the seat beside me. "Don't tell Annabeth what?" she asks with an icy glare.
Percy wraps an arm around her and pulls her to his side. "Nothing you need to worry about, Wise Girl."
Annabeth leans into him. "I'm not worrying, I'm curious."
"Percy's my side bae," I inform her.
Annabeth smirks, uncaring and used to my ways by now, and Percy gasps in horror. "Betrayer!" he shrieks. "I shall not come to your yard now."
"Shall?" Leo echoes. He's ignored.
"Blue chocolate milkshakes," I bribe.
"I'll come to your yard."
Annabeth looks at Leo, incredulous. "Do I even want to know."
"Probably not."
I think for a moment. "Maybe I should make flyers!"
"No." Percy, Leo and Annabeth say the same thing in unison, and Annabeth doesn't even know what we're talking about.
The trust and support right now is actual goals.
~...~
"I'm, a, lazy bitch, who doesn't wanna pack her stuff," I sing, loudly and off key. "And, my, roommate, will not help me pack."
Annabeth looks up from her phone that she's so deeply engrossed in—she's probably texting the BF—to glare at me. "Stop. Singing."
"I, am, a fabulous, singer so I won't stop. I, shall, bless the world, with my beautiful voice."
"I hate you."
"I love you. I hate that I love you."
Annabeth glares. Haha, I beat her in an argument. Aren't I badass? "Sometimes, I worry about your sanity," Annabeth says.
"What sanity," I ask blankly.
Beep, beep!
Birth Giver: Hey, Lay. Uncle Harriet tried to breast feed cows again, and Aunt Jason's in Vegas with that hooker chick, so we have to babysit. Would you mind crashing at a friends? I know I said I'd pick you up from collage... You understand right? Sorry Xx, Mum.
Me: I'm sorry you have to look after Uncle Harriet. Yeah, I'll crash with a friend.
"Anna, can I crash at yours?" I threw her my phone so that she could scroll through my messages to determine the situation. Attempting to explain Uncle Harriet was hard.
"Yeah, Perce, Leo and my friend Thalia are already coming." She finished the text faster than I could read a syllable. (Okay, syllables take about a minute). "Uncle Harriet?"
"He thinks Harriet sounds better than Harry."
"Aunt Jason?"
"Was once Jane. I have no idea."
"Breastfeeding a cow... Again?"
"Don't ask."
Annabeth shrugged. "Your husband and side bae will be thrilled."
I grinned. "Damn straight they will."
~...~
Leo threw his popcorn at me. "We are not watching The Conjuring."
I pouted. "Why not?"
"I don't like scary movies," Leo said.
"The Conjuring isn't scary."
"No."
"Fine," I grumbled. "We'll watch High School Musical!"
Leo threw his popcorn in the air. "Woohoo!" Then he looked at his fallen popcorn. "Wait, what? My popcorn!"
I laughed at him, though only for a few moments, before I realised belatedly that Percy and Annabeth had mysteriously vanished.
"Where's the lovebirds?" I asked Leo, frowning.
"To be honest, I'm not sure I want to know."
"I think I'm getting your drift, therefore I'm definitely going to find them!"
"Elaya!" Leo groaned.
I leapt from my place on the couch. I'd always wanted to be that cockblocker from the movies!
I was guessing that they would be in Anna's bedroom, because I would be highly disturbed if it were in the kitchen or something, especially since they had guests.
My hand fell on the doorknob.
"This is a bad idea," Leo said. Apparently, he was just as interested at being a cockblocker as I.
"Nah." I waved off his warning.
I opened the door to find my two friends in a slightly compromising position, though not as bad as Id feared.
"Holy Hera," Percy spluttered, falling off the bed. "Elaya!"
"Crap," I shrieked, covering my eyes. "My eyes, they buuuurn. Leo, you were right. Holy hell, I just said that."
I ran out of the room screaming.
"Cockblocker," Annabeth yelled.
A/N: Still open to requests.
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