This time John had come over to Dave's house which was, in all honesty, a huge suprise. It was like the sky raining men in how unusual it was. Dave was... unfond of his apartment to say the least. The bright side was that Bro wasn't there right now. Thank fucking God even though he didn't believe in shit like that.

Anyway, the point was John was there. On his bed, saddling him, making out with him. And Holy Smuppet in the sky was this amazing. He loved the way his fuller lips were slightly chapped and chewed. He loved feeling John so close, loved basking in his warmth. It was affection he was starved for--- woah mind. Now is not the fucking time for Strider family problems. Now is the time for raging hard-ons. Get your shit together. Dave gave a moan, his hands sliding from their position on John's sides to his ass. He gave it a soft squeeze, smirking at the jolt it sent through his boyfriend.

"Daaave..." John whined, his brow furrowed.

"What?"

"You know what." His brow furrowed more.

"You have a cute plump ass like Jane. What can I do if I wanna give it a squeeze? Im going to fucking squeezing it to satisfy my urge to squeeze the plush rump."

"...Like Jane?"

Jesus Christ his freudian boners were going to kill him.

"Yeah?"

"You were looking at Jane's butt?"

"...No."

"Then how can you compare our butts?"

"Imagination."

"Dave." Oh shit John was giving him the look.

"I used to like her."

"Oh.... Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because you don't just up and blurt out you had a crush on your boyfriend's relative. And me being me, it would have been like we're on a date and the bam out it goes. 'Hey, Egderp, I think your cousin is hot as fuck. Oh whoops damn freudian boner getting in the way of the date.' "

"Yeah... that would be awkward..." John gave a small giggle.

"Why are you laughing?"

"Because you're a dork."

"..."

"You know, I love you."

"I love you too, John." He pulled him into a hug.

"Good."

"I wouldn't leave you for anything. I'm stuck to you like a parasite, except the good kind where both benefit from it."

"Pffft." John hide his face in the crook of his neck. "So romantic, Dave."

"I know I'm like fucking Romeo with my romance skills. If you need to swoon, don't worry. I've got you."

"You are the biggest dork."

"Why the hell do you think I have a ribbon for it?"

"Oh my lord, just shoosh." John laughed as he nuzzled closer.

"Fuck no. Why should I have to shush, boobiful?"

John pulled away, raising his eyebrows.

"Jesus fucking Christ that sucked. Please ignore that."

"Are you going to be quiet now?"

"Yeah. At least until the next time I speak, and then I make another freudian boner."

John rolled hus eyes and pressed his lips to his, succeeding in getting Dave to shut the hell up. And Dave wasn't complaining. He loved the feel of his lips on his. Goddamn was it an intoxicating feeling.

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Well there you go. Enjoy some awkward cute thing that was written before school.

-LilSwissStrider