You sat on the race car bed with a blanket wrapped around you as you felt the need to die more than ever. How were you supposed to know you'd been stripped down so you didn't get hypothermia?! Luckily you still had your undergarments on but still! That was excruciating. A knock came from the door and you glared daggers into the damn thing. "Come in." The tall Skeleton busted in with a flourish, tossing a wad of something warm into your face. "GET CHANGED, HUMAN! I WANT YOU DOWNSTAIRS AND READY IN FIVE!" He hollered before slamming the door behind himself. Great. He was ordering you around now. The wad that you'd gotten a face full of was your clothes, fresh from the drier. You changed, solely for the fast fading warmth and contemplated 'tripping' down the steps again. Upon stepping out though, that was a no, especially with the shorter Skeleton right behind you. You would have to wait for now. You marched down the steps and halted in front of the taller Skeleton. "YOU ARE TWO MINUTES EARLY." The Skeleton didn't seem all that displeased about it though. "TAKE US TO THE FIRST TRAP YOU LAZY SHIT!"

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You frowned as you stood across from the Skeletons who had introduced themselves as Sans and, your personal favorite, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS. The puzzle was and electricity maze that you were supposed to complete to deliver an orb to Papyrus. Seemed like a way to die for you. Why the fuck not? Only the moment you tried to take a wrong step, you were stopped by an invisible force. "ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?! JUST FOLLOW MY FUCKING TRACKS!!" Papyrus raged before the force released you. With a huff, you did that, annoyed that he wasn't as stupid as he looked. "so... human.. wha's gottin ya wan'in' ta die, eh?" Clearly Sans wasn't stupid either. "That's none of your business." Papyrus tapped his heeled boot against the snow. "THIS WILL NOT DO, I WANT A CHALLENGE, NOT SOMEONE WHO'S WILLING TO DIE! I DEMAND YOU STOP TRYING TO DIE IMMEDIATELY!"
"it's not that simple br-boss. th' human needs a reason not ta die." Sans explained to ever more impatient Papyrus. "HOW THE FUCK DO WE DO THAT?" Sans shrugged. "beats me." You, all the while, were backing slowly towards the maze. Sans ended up behind you though. "not so fast, doll. ya gonna come home wi' us an' make ya better so boss can have his challenge."

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That's how you ended up in the Skeletons house again, being monitored by both Sans and Papyrus. Oh how fun. You sighed and leaned back with a groan. "Somebody kill me now.." Sans chuckled. "nope, not yet sweetheart."
"Shut the fuck up, don't call me that." You growled. That only earned another chuckle. "kitties got claws, she'll be hard to break." Sans mused. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DIMWIT. HUMAN. COME." You groaned again. "HUMAN." Nope you weren't- you felt that invisible force again and you were pulled across the room and to Papyrus. That was his doing?! "IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY WANT TO DIE, I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU FOR DISOBEDIENCE. ALAS, SINCE YOU DO WANT TO DIE, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO LIVE INSTEAD." With that you were dumped to the floor while Papyrus strutted into the kitchen. "COME. YOU WILL STAY WITH ME SINCE I CAN'T TRUST THAT SACK OF SHIT TO WATCH YOU." Papyrus stated as you picked yourself up grumbling. Oh boy, you could tell this was going to be a fun stay.