Weeks turned to months as Astigma's due date came closer. Papyrus and yourself did everything you could in the meantime to make sure you were prepared for his arrival. Items for baby care were bought, a birthplace was picked out, parenting books were read, and etc. "Bleh.." You were too tired and everything hurt and your insides felt squished due to the baby. It couldn't be long now, it just couldn't. "do all human bellys look like a fuggin' basketball when they're pregnant? ya seriously look like yer gonna explode." You glowered at Sans. "Shut... the fuck... up... you try... carrying him." You growled at the short skele. "SANS STOP PATRONIZING MY MATE!" Sans chuckled and rolled his eyelights. "sure boss, whateva ya say." Sans waved the little off ordeal off as Papyrus sat beside you and laid his skull on your baby bump. "HM, HE IS FUSSY IN THERE." You groaned. "... I know." He glanced up at you. "ARE YOU ALRIGHT..?" You took a few shallow breaths. "No... I'm gonna explode..!" Sans leaned over to Papyrus, whispering "humans can't actually do that... right?" Papyrus shrugged as you whined pitifully. "P-Papy! It hurts!" You cried out in distress.

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Sans paced the living room, listening to the sounds upstairs. It had all happened so fast. Sans knew that something was a little off from the moment [Y/N] woke up. He couldn't quite put his finger on it then, but he understood now. She was in labor. After saying that she was in pain, her water broke and Papyrus took her upstairs. Now Sans was waiting, letting nature take its course. Papyrus had this, he would be a good dad... Sans shook his head. That human had done his little brother a world of good. Sans was in her debt. He would protect her, Pap, and the baby, no matter the cost. Sans pressed his hand to the wall as he stared down the door to Snowdin. The room became silent for a moment before a loud and rough knock resounded. Sans put up his nervous facade before going to answer the door. Oh how he hated this bitch. "h-hey undyne... boss ain't home, said somethin' 'bout recalibratin' th' traps.." Undyne narrowed her eyes dangerously. "Then why are you here." Sans feigned a nervous gulp. "don't tell him, ok? i snuck off to have the place to myself."

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Undyne wasn't taking that answer and shoved Sans I into the door. "Then what the fuck was all that noise-" Undyne froze upon seeing a porno on the TV screen. "... i tried ta warn ya. i'm a fuckin' horny bastard, so if you could really just leave.." Sans was glad to have been keeping tabs on the fish woman. He'd planned for a worst case scenario like this because he really wasn't all that lucky a Skeleton and Papyrus had been skipping out on his training to be with [Y/N]. Undyne left the house with a simple "Turn that shit down or I'll make you" as a warning. Sans had given a simple nod and slammed the door, sighing. "those two owe me for this." He grumbled as he turned off the TV and started pacing anew as he let the wall of magic he'd made to block out the noise and keep them in down. He was quickly met with the sound of baby cries. Sans closed his eyes, smiling.

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