You tapped on one of the names at the bottom of Papyrus list. "Astigma, I like that." Papyrus paused from his own name search. "Really?" You nodded quickly. "It's unique and something I know no human would ever name their kid. Plus it rolls off the tongue easily. So yeah, his name should be Astigma." Papyrus took the list from you, putting them both down on a nearby surface. "Astigma Shareware [L/N]." He tested out. "It does have a nice ring to it." You quirked a brow, giggling. "Oh is that how middle names work down here?" Papyrus nodded. "Alas, my full name is Papyrus Sans Serif." The edgy Skeleton replied. "Wait, wait, wait- Papyrus is a Sans Serif font?! I thought it was just a Serif font!" Papyrus chuckled as he pulled you back into his lap. "Shows what you know, human~" He hummed, making you blush for some reason. "Astigma is named, now shall we continue where we left off?" Papyrus asked, pressing a kiss to your lips. "Needy asshole." You grumbled, kissing back. "You love me that way~" He purred as the makeout session continued.

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It probably would have went further if Sans hadn't blipped in with a shit eating grin on his face as you both parted. "aw~ well ain't that cute, ya fu-"
"NOT ANOTHER WORD, SHIT HEAD!" Papyrus screamed, his entire face flushed red. "THAT'S NONE OF YOU STARS DAMNED BUSINESS!" Sans started to sweat as he held his hands up and backed off. "ok, ok, 'm gone." He quickly disappeared again. "Damn that Skeleton, I bet he was waiting out there taking pictures or something.." Papyrus growled. "He better not have.." You flicked his foreskull which admittedly hurt you more than him, but got his attention nonetheless. "It's not worth it. You don't want to digress after you worked so hard to prove that you weren't a user, right?" Papyrus grumbled incoherently but agreed. "Ugh, you're correct... he still better not have.." He put on a shockingly cute pouty face, crossing his arms. He seemed to pout more when you got off his lap again. "You know, Astigma and I are getting hungry." Papyrus blinked and sighed, stealing a kiss before he stood up. "I am not done with you, just for the record."
"I certainly hope not, we've only just become a couple." You mused.

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Dinner was made and Sans was called down. His smile never left, though you believed this was less of the shit eating grin you saw earlier and more of a genuine type of smile, like he was happy you and Papyrus but wasn't going to say it. "HERE YOU GO, I DO HOPE YOU AND ASTIGMA ENJOY." Papyrus placed Alfredo pasta down before you as you smiled at him. "I'm sure we will." Sans paused from shoving a fork full of food in his mouth. "astigma, eh? cute name." He complimented before stuffing his face. You sweatdropped. "Oh stars, why." Papyrus facepalmed while you sucked up some Alfredo noodles and shrugged, not understanding the problem. Dinner went on in relative silence, which was actually pretty nice. "i suggest keepin' quiet if yer gonna do the deed tonight." Sans said as he got up to drop his plate in the sink. You nearly choked on your meal while Papyrus scowled, face red for the millionth time in a row. "SANS." Papyrus hissed, making the shorter Skeleton disappearing yet again in a fit of laughter. "How does that even work..?" You muttered to yourself. "Is it like his tongue..?" You were sure Papyrus was more than eager to answer those particular questions.

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