Step 1) German is the best language

Step 2) If you steal a towel from your own dryer you are a theif

Step 3) If the dryer stole it from you first, it is the theif and you must sue it

Step 4) Use a random number code that spells out Ginger

Step 5) Eat souls

DISCLAIMER: This is by someone in my class and hes German. He told me this I did not make it up