Why I study: To be as smart as Queen Saralee

Why I eat healthy/work out: To be as strong as Queen Saralee

Why I take the time to plan out my makeup and outfits: To look like Queen Saralee

Why I follow politics: To think like Queen Saralee

Why I write: To be Queen Saralee

Why I want to be a geneticist/bioinformatics specialist: To invent the Iceheart Serum (I'm only partly joking...)

Why I want to do research: To make a contribution to the human body of knowledge that's 1/10000 as important as Queen Saralee's to Lessaenes. 

My parents: You're a little too obsessed with that Ice Queen of yours- remember that she's a fictional character.

Me: I have no idea what you're talking about.