Awkward Questions
The characters ask each other awkward/funny questions:
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Airel: Hey, Saralee, can I ask you something?
Saralee: Sure!
Airel: If I was older than you...would you have killed me for the throne?
Saralee: Oh, of course I would've! Do you doubt my maliciousness?
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Justin: I have to ask you something weird.
Viviana: ...okay?
Justin: Are there golden toilets in the Lessaenite palace?
Viviana: No, they're platinum and silver!
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Saralee: Alright, I'm very curious about something. Don't take this the wrong way, but...does Rhenan mud spontaneously combust, or is that just a rumor?
Raliyel: That's an exceedingly dumb question.
Saralee: I know.
Raliyel: What do you think? Such combustion is Aurologically impossible.
Saralee: It could always be explained by an Aurological anomaly on a microscopic level.
Raliyel: Such anomalies don't exist.
Saralee: I am such an anomaly.
Raliyel: You're...different.
Saralee: Considering the typical molecules that make up the substances in mud, it would be very possible to add two extra atoms of Aura. These molecules, now extremely heavy, would-
*Two hours later*
Raliyel: We have just had a discussion on college-level Aural physics...about mud.
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