Grocery Shopping
Me: Okay guys, remember, we're in a public place, you need to BEHAVE!
Enjolras: Don't worry, I'll keep them all in line.
Javert: Yeah, sure you will barricade boy.
Grantaire: *shoves past them* WHERE IS IT!?
Courfeyrac: Where's what?
Grantaire: THE BOOZE!? *Runs off*
Me: Enjolras, keep an eye on him. And Gavroche, speaking of, where is he?
Gavroche: *Clearly hiding something* Right here!
Me: Put it in the cart, or put it away. You are not going to steal something and get the cops called on us....AGAIN!
Javert: *Picks him up and shakes everything from his pockets*
*Several candy bars fall to the floor*
Me: *Puts Gavroche in the baby seat of the shopping cart* Now I can keep and eye on you, you little bugger
Jean Valjean: Has anyone seen Cosette?
Eponine: She's with Marius...
Me: Alright, Gavroche, it's your job to read things off the list for me.
Gavroche: Can do, miss!
Javert: *Watches everyone with suspicion*
Gavroche: We need ham, cheese and bread.
Me: Got it
Eponine: I'll get the ham.
Jean Valjean: I will get the bread
Javert: The fuck you will! *Tackles him*
Me: I'm just gonna let this happen...
Gavroche: *Puts a dozen packs of cookies into the cart*
Grantaire: *Puts several arm loads of bottled beer into the cart*
Me: Eponine, be a dear and get another cart, will you?
Eponine: Sure
*Three hours later*
Cashier: That will be seven hundred dollars..
Me: *Looks back at them*
Grantaire: *Smiles sheepishly*
Gavroche: *Smiles*
Javert: *Continues to wrestle with Valjean*
Me: Fuck you....
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A/N: Woo! New random happy book, hope y'all enjoy this!
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