// its easter time so leorio and kurapika decide to have some fun while the kids are gone! //

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kurapika and leorio were spending easter together in their own shared home. kurapika had just got done fixing a delicous dinner for them to share.

it was a good time, after them and the kids;
killua, gon, and alluka all spent their easter together, they went out to aunt mitos to keep her some company. that also meant that leorio and kurapika were alone for once in their huge house.

kurapika was about to sit down and enjoy his freshly prepared dinner until the blonde noticed something strange.

kurapika noticed a firm, long, orange carrot next to the stove, he seemed like it had been placed there for a purpose, kurapika picked it up and thought to himself, why would there be a carrot on the counter and not in the refrigerator?

he didn't remember putting any carrot there, or even using any dishes that had carrots in them so he was very puzzled.

kurapika was wearing a dark blue sweater and some shorts, he hadn't seemed leorio for a while either, he should be somewhere since he cooked their dinner and wanted to eat together. he stood up and walked over to the stove and thought for a moment.

while he was pondering he felt a sudden sharp feeling in his butt, as his shorts had been pulled to the side and his eyes widened at the intruder in his body.

"AHH!" the blonde let out a scream, suddenly realizing what had happened. leorio, his husband, had found a way to stick a carrot inside of kurapikas ass, and he somehow did it without any preparation at all,

it stung a bit but all in all, kurapika was surprised, he turned to leorio who was now standing right next to him with a mischievous smirk on his face, "you bastard! what was that for?" kurapika said in a high pitch voice.

"oh, come on, kurapika," leorio said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "why do you always have to take everything so seriously? can't we have some fun for once, i mean look we're home all alone."

kurapikas eyes were turning a faint shade of red and he felt himself getting annoyed, as there was a literal carrot up his ass. "sticking a carrot up my asshole is your kind of fun? and on EASTER TOO? you're a lunatic leorio, i don't understand you sometimes."

kurapika still can't believe what is happening, he was so shocked. as he stood there, carrot in place, leorio slowly approached him even closer like a fox hunting its prey.

"oh kurapika," he said, his voice dripping with lust and temptation. "why can't you just let loose every once in a while?" the doctor said in lust filled tone.

kurapika felt his face flush, and eyes turn fully red but not in an angry way. he felt something deep in his stomach, and no it was not just the carrot, he knew leorio was right. he was always so stressed and his body so tense, and it was about time he let loose a little. he was in the mood for some fun.

"kurapika," leorio whispered, his voice filled with desire. "let's make this a real easter surprise."

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minutes passed and kurapika's eyes widened in surprise, not knowing how to take his husbands words. he felt leorio's hands sliding down his body, caressing his chest and stomach. he felt his breath catch in his throat, and he felt his heart racing. he had never felt like this before, well he did whenever leorio was near. but he couldn't help but give in to leorio's touch for the first time in a very long time. he wanted this, and he wanted it now.

he felt leorios hands trail down his body, kurapika shivering in anticipation. "i'm gonna move it in and out now," leorios said in a deep tone, kurapikas eyes widened. "THE CARROT?"

leorio just smirked and bit into his neck, leaving marks for everyone to see as he reached his hands down to grab the carrot sticking out of his lovers ass.

he pulled it out just enough to shove it back in harshly, kurapika letting out a deep moan as his body got pushed into counter. "oh leorio! please i need more." what was he saying? he was usually so level headed, making sure his feelings were in check but when he felt that carrot moving in his body from his lovers hands, he just didn't know what to do.

the black haired man just smirked at this, pulling down his pants down and ripping his panties off, pulling out his manhood quickly and quietly while letting out a small groan as he rubbed it a bit.

the way it twitched let sudden feelings bubble up from his chest, kurapika looked down at it and blushed heavily at the ginormous stick of his husband.

"ok kurapika, i just have to prepare you a bit with my fingers ok, we don't want it to hurt," he said deeply as the blonde just rolled his eyes. "leorio are you stupid? you had a literal CARROT shoved up me for about ten minutes i think i'm good."

leorio just let out a nervous chuckle as he took out the carrot all the way, having it fall on the floor for the rats to snack on. he then lined up his member to the blondes ass and pushed in with a deep grunt. "oh my god it's so ginormous!" kurapika screamed out, eyes turning fully red, "i don't think i can last long!" leorio spat out as he trusted in quickly.

kurapikas eyes were teary as he was getting fucked into oblivion. leorio gave him time to adjust once again until he started thrusting deeply, sweat dripping down their bodies as he bit into the blondes neck, the two grunting in pleasure.

"nghh leorio pleasee..." the blonde said as he started to whimper, feeling close to his limit.

they both let out a loud man as they came, both of them breathing heavily until leorio stepped back for a moment, slipping on the carrot and falling onto the floor while still deep in kurapika.

both of them lay on the floor, "you know i really hate you sometimes.

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next one will be fluff don't worry!

sorry it for sloppy towards the end, take this serious or not i don't care

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