Hey, random stranger reading this!

Before we start, lemme ask you a question.

What brought you here?

Was it my looks, my humor, or my brains?

Because whichever one it was, I'm glad to have you here. Sit back and enjoy this book of 12% randomness and 100% Leo! And when I'm done with each chapter, stand up and clap!

~you can clap now.~