OK! Here we go...

Good morning/evening/afternoon/whatever, dear readers! It's ObliviaSparkleberry here to talk about... drum roll please...

Hercules!

I said to drum roll, not say it for me, AwesomeNird!

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Aaaaaaanyway, last night we were watching the Disney adaptation of Hercules and pretty much everything our favourite Heroes say in this chapter is what we were screaming at the TV.

Especially the bit about... wait no, you'll work it out. Here goes! PS It's AwesomeNird writing this, Oblivia is too lazy!

Reyna's POV

We're all crowded up on the top deck. Yesterday Leo spent all day trying to install a contractable ceiling on the deck, and he finally finished so we're having a movie night to celebrate!

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease can we watch Hercules? Pleeeeeease?" Jason and Thalia want to watch it so they can see if Zeus/Jupiter kids are all that amazing. Also so they can complain about it.

Time-skip-cause-I'm-lazy And I can't write

The movie starts and Annabeth is already screeching at the screen, "There were nine muses, not five! You asshole!" in true Annabeth style.

"At least the songs are good," Hazel replies.

  I'm eating jelly beans straight from the jar while Thalia sits on my lap, chugging Coke.   

Now it's saying our good friend Herc is a son of Zeus and Hera. Cue the screeching.

"Hades is not evil! No matter how much of a fucker he is, he is not evil, you jackass!" Nico is getting a bit excited now and Hazel shouts similar obscenities at the screen.

Now Thalia's yelling at the TV. "Hera should hate Hercules! Alcmene is his Mom, not her! Hera sent the snakes! And dad is NOT yellow. Nor does he glow. He definitely does not glow."

Percy keeps stealing my jellybeans. So does Thalia. Hazel is sitting on the floor leaning back against the sofa with a bowl of sugar. I mean, she has a bowl of skittles, m&ms, reese's pieces, and smarties. And my jellybeans. Percy's lying over the back of the sofa, drinking Coke and stealing everyone's snacks. Jason and Piper are sitting together with a bowl of popcorn, and Nico and Will are sitting on the other end of the sofa. Nico somehow has hot chips and a triple espresso.

"Nico, where'd you get those?" Will asks.

"There's this thing called takeaway" Nico replies.

"Bullshit, it's three in the morning."

Percy rolls down the couch. He lands next to Annabeth and starts throwing Piper's maltesers into his mouth. It's amusing to watch, especially because he keeps missing and pegging Annabeth with them instead.

It goes on like this for a while until we reach the part where the Titans are unleashed. Yay. Fun. Percy starts yelling at the TV, wondering when he'll see Kronos. I have some latin swear words lined up to break out if I see Krios as well.

" You missa irrumator!" Jason yells. "The Titan's don't look like that! Why are they doing this?"

Piper is too busy eating Jason's popcorn to chide him for his language. I don't even think that she knows what he's saying. Annabeth's face is slowly getting redder and redder, while Percy tries to calm her down. It's not working, and soon Annabeth's angry voice joins the rest of the noise coming from the van. Hazel is completely hyper, she's bouncing around the floor. Frank's just taken away the lollies. Thalia's sitting on my lap, shaking her fist at the TV with a can of Coke in her hand.

I'm sitting, trying to guard my jellybeans from Thalia. Soon the movie ends, but with all the pauses it goes until four in the morning. We started it at midnight, thinking it would end at two. We were wrong.

Time-skip again!

In the morning, Annabeth wakes up first and puts the table up. She's sitting at it, drinking Coffee and staring into space. Occasionally she'll mutter "They made my mum blue". This, of course, makes Percy crack up, spilling coffee everywhere.

See ya soon, readers! Expect a couple more AwesomeNird chapters soon!

Love, Nirdy

PS, I couldn't be bothered changing the swearing