Aragorn: dude, I just watched the new movie.

Legolas: Two Towers??

Aragorn: yerp

Legolas: Okay? And?

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see?

Legolas: NO. I will not. Gimli already sent this text. I will block your number.

Aragorn: Please?

Legolas: UGH! fINE. start over.

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see?

Legolas: I see yo mama's behind.

Legolas: But I don't need no Elf-eyes to see THAT from miles away!

Aragorn: DUDE not cool.

Legolas: I know, I'm sorry man. Out of line.

Legolas: Your mother's a beautiful woman.

Aragorn: Thank you.

Legolas: (Not as beautiful as me tho)

Aragorn: LEGOLAS

Legolas: I gotta go man. ttyl

Aragorn: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T

Legolas: ;P

~Thank you