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Season 1 Episode 2 'A Hare In The Ass'

(*opens to the daytime as the town of Halfworld is more diverse with the avians and canines being welcome and Akira running from paw to paw,restless as fuck.
Akira:🎵Its a happy day in hell🎵
Random avian:What the hell-
Random dog:Oh no,its a musical number.
Akira:🎵Look up,and look down🎵
Akira:🎵This town has never looked oh so well🎵
Random chipmunk:🎵This dog smells like shit🎵
Random dog:🎵I smoke one too many cigs,i can't frickin quit🎵
Random avian:🎵Ugh,don't taint me,prudent cunt🎵
*bleep sound as everyone awkwardly stands around*
Akira:*clears throat* Anyway...
Akira:🎵This is the big day🎵
Akira:🎵Nori showed us that there was a better way🎵
Akira:🎵Believe me,theres harmony to be told🎵
Akira:🎵And its time to be bold🎵
Akira:🎵Lets show all in the universe,the bright side of hell🎵
Akira:🎵Inside of every being,is a heart that could be warm or be cold🎵
Akira:🎵Inside of every being,is a story waiting, oh to be told🎵
Akira:🎵Everyone here has a part🎵
Akira:🎵I know it in my heart🎵
Akira:🎵Even if i don't matter🎵
Akira:🎵And i'm useless🎵
Akira:🎵I dont give a fuck,i'll just have to find a part🎵
Akira:🎵To play,a part to play,and not become a whore's lay🎵
Whore spider:Hey!
Akira:🎵Oh,so let this be the day🎵
Akira:🎵I can play a part needed for today🎵
*Tempo slows*
Akira:🎵Cause believe me,theres no time to dwell🎵
Akira:🎵Bade the old days farewell🎵
Akira:*looks at pendant of her family*
Akira:🎵Time to shed some light,here in hell🎵
Kimiko:*a small red and yellow bunny,2'0* *maniacally laughing and stabbing everything in Michael's office*
Michael:Damn it,Kimi! What the hell!?
Kimiko:STAB,STAB STAB! *Stabs a roach and stabs it viciously to squeeze all its blood out*
Akira:Heya,sher-....uh....what happened here?
Kimiko:*almost about to stab Akira*
Akira:Woah!
Michael:*snatches up Kimiko* Satan damn it! Sorry,Akira,this is my adopted daughter Kimiko,she.....*sighs* the babysitter wasn't available.
*cut to a flashback of Michael about to fetch Kimiko only to see the babysitter terrified and tied up,surrounded by Kimiko's stabbed and dead roach corpses like a ritual circle. Michael was about to say smth when a big roach came out,Kimiko leaped up and sliced the roach clean open. The blood spills onto Michael's body and Michael's eye twitches in disgust as chanting from a mp3 player sounded.*
*Cut back to present*
Michael:So,yea....she's here with me now...*gets a phone call*
Michael:Hello.....NORI!?
*Cut to a cave where Nori,Lushu and Izzy strangled by a bunch of parasitic cannibals*
Izzy:THEY'RE EATING MY WINGS! *yelps*
Nori:*on the phone,tail being chomped on by a cannibal child*CHRIST ON A STICK MICK,WE'RE GONNA GET FRICKIN KILLED! I'M GONNA KILL U FOR SENDING US HERE!
Michael:I didnt know there were cannibals there! *sighs* It looks like i'll have to go-....but i can't leave Kimi here.
Lushu:*using her foot that is stuck in between the cannibal's jaws to kick the cannibal's flesh from the inside,yelling into the phone* Kimiko? U mean that crazy bitch daughter of yours?
Michael:Dont insult my Kimi like that,Lushu. *sighs* How?
Akira:Why not i take care of Kimi for u,and u go help?
Michael:But they're ur friends-
Akira:I've taken care of 4 siblings,i'll be fine-
Michael:The town-
Akira:Will do! *opens portal and kicks Michael through*
Akira:So,take care of town,and babysit Kimi! No pressure-
Kimiko:*holding a knife* *giggling evily*
Akira:*gulps*
*Cut to Akira screaming as she leaps from desk  to ceiling in the office at FTL speed,with Kimiko chasing Akira with a blade at the same FTL speed*
*Akira arms herself with one of the pens and clicks it to reveal the sharp edge as she and Kimiko have a blade fight on the desk*
*Akira uses the blunt edge of the pen and leaped to another area and dipped it in tranquilizer supply. As Kimiko pounces on Akira to stab Akira,Akira uses her tail to poke at Kimiko's bunny tail with the tranquilizer chemical stained pen,causing Kimiko to fall into unconsciousness*
*the black screen transits to Nori's vision as she is pinned down by a cannibal,who bites into Nori's head at FTL speed. Weird black magic that looks like the nanite from the first episode that gave Lushu the hallucination in the first episode entered Nori's body as Nori's fades to a vision of herself in a cage and being experimented on as she is sold out by her parent in a flashback*
*Nori is stuck in her haze as her body starts to become corrupted by the dark nanite.*
*In Nori's apartment,the elements started to glow*
*The elements furthur glowed*
*Lushu and Izzy are still struggling with the cannibals chomping on their parts*
*Back in the office,Kimiko awoke and attacked Akira,slashing at Akira in pure rage*
*Akira fought back and kicked Kimiko to the curb*
*Kimiko gets on all 4s and backs into a wall,growling ferally as she glances at everything with a noticable twinge of uncertainty and fear in her eyes*
Akira:*steps back* K-Kimi?
*Kimiko heaves and curls up in a ball,whimpering*
*The atmosphere darkens as more tears leak out from Kimiko's eyes and voices fill her head.
'What a nightmare
She'll never amount to anything
Crazy bitch!'
Akira:*worriedly approaches Kimiko calmly*
*Akira approaches Kimiko as the screen cuts from freeze frame shot of knocking from the sherriff's door with other citizens,Nori's corrupted pained state,and then back to Kimiko's fetul cries as the sounds blur and Akira is at a loss for what to do*
Akira lays her head down for Kimiko to reach out for.
Kimiko reaches out for Akira's tail and facepalms on it as tears leak onto Akira's fur and the music becomes more emotional as Kimiko starts to slowly calm down
*After Kimiko calms down,Kimiko lets go of her knife and hugs Akira tightly*
Kimiko:*sniffs* I want my daddy-
Akira:I know,sweetie. Ya miss ur daddy....*sighs* if only i could get to them.....wait. *eyes light up*
*cut to Akira opening the door and the halfworlders,avians and canines bombarding Akira with questions*
Akira:Everybody! Just keep calm-Michael....is out there. And he's helping out with some important stuff. Its dangerous work....and...cannibal work. Which means,he might not come back.
Everyone:*gasps,panicks and protests*
Akira:Wait,hold on-
*Everyone freezes upon seeing Kimiko with a blade.*
Random squirrel:Its the roach menace-
Kimiko:*Innocently gestures for Akira to go on*
Akira:I know it seems bad...but...ugh...i've never been good with words...
Kimiko:*blinks*
Akira:Giving speeches,ya know-
Kimiko:Why not smth u can do?
Akira:Huh....i guess maybe a song could work....
*Akira:*sighs* 🎵Have u ever felt like today was going to be normal?🎵
*Piano instrumental*
Akira:🎵Its like a feeling in your gut that the abnormal,is coming,oh i know,i know🎵
Akira:🎵But this is hell,and this is our home🎵
Akira:🎵And i feel like i've always known🎵
Akira:🎵That today is the day,we prove that the underworld🎵
Akira:🎵Is as powerful as written in the satanic tome🎵
Akira:🎵So without all furthur ado,today is gonna be the day🎵
Akira:🎵We rise up against the cannibals,and make them pay🎵
Akira:🎵For stealing our folks,and our lives,and our beloved sherriff...our friend,and a dad🎵 *looks to Kimiko*
Kimiko:*grins bloodthirstily*
Akira:🎵Lets go slay a cannibal's head🎵
*Some denizens have joined in*
Akira:🎵Get up,pack ur shit🎵
*Denizens start preparing for the battle*
Akira:🎵Theres no time to sit🎵
Random chipmunk:🎵A gun,a blaster🎵
Random dog:🎵Lets go destroy flesh-eating bastards🎵
Random avian:🎵Rifle amno,hotter than fire!🎵
Akira:🎵I'm sure we'll be prepared,kill them like ur doing it for ur wife🎵
Akira:🎵Bring the passion all up to life🎵
Kimiko:🎵Stabbing them with a knife and causing all of them the strife🎵
All:🎵Blind them as life flashes before their eyes🎵
*Montage of everyone sharpening weapons*
Akira:🎵Today will be the day🎵
All:🎵We go into battle,through a rally song cliche🎵
Akira:🎵Believe it,dig deep in your heart,find the love inside it🎵
Kimiko:🎵U'll be able to make the flesh split🎵
Akira:🎵The heart lit,and already to send those shitty cannibals to...🎵
All:🎵Hell🎵
*song ends as it transitions to Michael,Lushu and Izzy still struggling as Nori is having a panic attack,her heart pounding,nanite corrupting her body as the flashbacks of her cybernetic implants flash in seconds too fast to catch much info*
*the portal opens as the denizens lead by Akira and Kimiko flood the cave and take on the cannibals. Blood spilled and bones were boomeranged across the caverns*
*As the cannibals get taken down,more crowd and almost all are overwhelmed*
*The elements back at Nori's apartment glow and suddenly erupt holy light into the cavern,wiping all of them out and planting a diamond chest with keys.*
*Nori,Lushu,Akira and Izzy cough blood as they stand up to face the chest*
*Michael observes from afar with Kimiko tightly snuggled into his chest*
Akira:Wh-what do we do?
Izzy:Are u ok....Nori?
Nori:I'm fine. *sharp* but....keys? *sighs and turns back to the rest* that might be a mystery for another day. I think we should all go back home.*
*Everyone went back home as Akira settles in her apartment,looks at her pendant of her family,and smiles back up from the sunset setting on Halfworld*
*Nori is back in her apartment treating her wounds. As Nori reaches to touch for her raccoon tail,she notices some black nanite veins in it,and her eyes widen in fear.*
*episode cuts to black and credits roll as the episode ends*

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