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Nothing Said, Leaves the Staff Room

Description: Why should the students have all the fun? Surely, you don't think the teachers and other staff members just sit around staring blankly at the walls when students aren't around? But what do they do? What do they talk about? Here, we uncover just what goes on in that staff room of theirs. What sort of abuse does Lockheart suffer? Will we ever see real life Snape in drag? And how did Minerva get so good at baking biscuits? All this and more is for the taking! Just remember the one rule: what happens in the staff room, stays in the staff room...

Note: Hey, why not? I had an idea for a series of one shots about what the teachers did in the staff room and...well...like I said why not?

Spoilers for: (yet to come) Empress