Leo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Letha: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Alebrije : Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Letha, learn to listen.
Leo M: What if it bites itself and I die?
Alex: That's voodoo.
Alebrije M: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Letha: That's correlation, not causation.
Leo M: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Alex: That's kinky.
Leo: Oh my God.